Sheeran Jokes

Funniest Sheeran Short Jokes

Short sheeran jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sheeran humour may include short edgy jokes also.

1. There were plans to change the design of the 21st letter of the alphabet but Ed Sheeran stopped them He's in love with the shape of u
2. So Nicole Scherzinger has gone from Lewis Hamilton to Ed Sheeran... Guess orange really is the new black.
3. Why is Ed Sheeran's favourite math unit parabolas? Because he's in love with the shape of U.
4. Do you know what happened the first time Ed Sheeran started flirting with a girl before he was famous? She ran.
5. Why doesn't Ed Sheeran have a girlfriend? Because Sheeran away.
   (Saw this somewhere, and am gingerly sharing this punny piece)
6. What did Ed Sheeran say when he finished Despicable Me for the 3rd time? I'm in love with the shape of Gru
7. People think that Ed Sheeran cameo in Game of Thrones was bad... But I thought amy winehouse getting hit in the face with a rock in last nights episode was just in bad taste.
8. What's Ed Sheeran's favorite Lucky Charms? The Rainbow and Horseshoe. He's in love with the shape of U.
9. - My girlfriend told me some guy started singing he was in love with her shape. + What did she do?
   - Sheeran away.
10. Ed has no girlfriend because Sheeran away.
    (I don't know if this has already been posted here before sorry if it is)

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Sheeran One Liners

Which sheeran one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sheeran? I can suggest the ones about shape and publicity.

1. Why do balloons hate Ed Sheeran concerts? They are afraid of pop music.
2. Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend? Sheeran.
3. What is the one genre of music that Ed Sheeran can never play? Soul
4. Why was Ed single? Because Sheeran away.
5. Yo Mama So Fat Ed Sheeran had a seizure trying to describe the shape of her
6. Ed has no girlfriend Because Sheeran away
7. What genre can't Ed Sheeran sing ? Soul
8. What's red and caused horror among Game of Thrones fans? Ed Sheeran.
9. Do you know why Ed doesn't have a girlfriend? Because Sheeran away.
10. What did the girl do when she saw Ed? Sheeran
11. What do you call a dead Ed Sheeran? Lt. Ed Sheeran.
12. What do you name a zombie that knows how to serenade? Dead Sheeran
13. Where is Ed Sheeran's wife? Shee ran.
14. I listened to the new Ed Sheeran album. I can't wait for Exponentiate.
15. Ed Sheeran opened up a barber shop... ...and named it 'Head Sheerin'

Ed Sheeran Jokes

Here is a list of funny ed sheeran jokes and even better ed sheeran puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What was the English singers Sheep Farm called? Eds Sheeran
• She fell in love with his music... But when she saw Ed... Sheeran!
• Ed Sheeran walked into a bar... because a club isn't the best place to find a lover
• Ed Sheeran broke both of his arms in a bicycle accident.... Hope his mom is around to help.
• Shape of You I put "Shape of You" by Ed Sheeran as my 6:30 alarm. Now I wake up at 5:00 so that I don't have to hear it.
• My girlfriend asked me "How awesome is Ed Sheeran?" I said "He's OK - but I think he is better at milking cows."
• Ed Sheeran does not sound like a ginger He has too much soul.
• So Nicole Scherzinger has went from Lewis Hamilton to Ed Sheeran... Well, you know what they say...
  Orange is the new black.
• A woman saw her ginger ex boyfriend Ed, Sheeran away.
• Ed Sheeran What do you call a mean Ed Sheeran? Ed Not Sheeran.

Playful Sheeran Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group

What funny jokes about sheeran you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean digital jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sheeran pranks.