Sheepdog Jokes

17 sheepdog jokes and hilarious sheepdog puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sheepdog that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Sheepdog Short Jokes

Short sheepdog jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sheepdog humour may include short herding dog jokes also.

  1. Did you hear about the new bra they call the Sheepdog? It rounds them up and points them in the right direction.
  2. What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down? "Let's get the flock out of here"
  3. My new sheepdog pup just swallowed a whole cantaloupe in one! Since then he's a little melancholy.
  4. The Sheepdog counter 40 sheep, the shepherd counted only 37 That's because the sheepdog rounded them up
  5. What do you get if you cross an Old English Sheepdog and a Persian Greyhound? A Pom-Iranian.
  6. What do you call a farm in Wales? A brothel
    What do you call a welsh sheepdog?
    A p**....

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Sheepdog One Liners

Which sheepdog one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sheepdog? I can suggest the ones about hound dog and shepherd and sheep.

  1. What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness? "You herd me!"
  2. You can't keep your secret from a sheepdog. It herd everything.
  3. Sheepdogs aren't used to herd sheep in Germany They use German Shepherds instead
  4. The sheepdog tells the farmer, "I've rounded them up and there are 40 sheep"
  5. Why aren't sheepdogs allowed out today in the UK? Because it's a bank holiday.

Sheepdog joke, Why aren't sheepdogs allowed out today in the UK?

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What funny jokes about sheepdog you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean shepherd jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sheepdog pranks.

This farmer was telling me about how brilliant his sheepdog was at maths,

"Watch this," he said. "Shep, what's seven plus two, "
And the dog barked ten times.
"OK, Shep, what's fifteen plus four. "
And the dog barked twenty times.
"He's very good, " I replied, but he's a little over. "
"Yeah, " answered the farmer, "old habits die hard, he's just rounding them up. "

The Sheepdog and the Farmer

A farmer is wondering how many sheep he has in his field, so he asks his sheepdog to count them.
The dog runs into the field, counts them, and then runs back to his master.
"So," says the farmer. "How many sheep were there?"
"40," replies the dog.
"What? How can there be 40?!" exclaims the farmer. "I only bought 38!"
"I know," says the dog. "But I rounded them up."

A sheepdog

.... gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer:
*"All 40 accounted for"*
*"But I only have 36 sheep"* says the confused farmer
*"Yeah I know"* says the sheepdog. *"I rounded them up".*

A farmer asked his trusty sheepdog to go out and collect all the sheep and put them in the barn for the night.

Oh course the loyal pup went and did just as he was asked.
He came back and told the farmer that all 100 sheep were safe in the barn.
Confused, the farmer said "But I only have 97 sheep."
The pup says "I know, I rounded them up."

A farmer comes home to find his sheepdog waiting for him.

The sheepdog says: "I herded the sheep into the barn, just like you asked!"
"You sure you got them all?" The farmer replies.
"Yep! All 40 of them!" Says the sheepdog.
"40? But I only have 37 sheep." Replies the farmer.
The sheepdog answers: "I know. I rounded them up for you."

After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer:

All 40 accounted for.
But I only have 36 sheep, says the farmer.
I thought you said to round them up, says the sheepdog.

A farmer had a sheepdog...

The farmer sent his sheepdog to go and round up all of the sheep into the pen. The sheepdog did this and then came back to the farmer and said, "I've collected all 40 of the sheep into the pen". The farmer goes and checks just to make sure but he only counts 36 sheep. He asks his sheepdog about this and the sheepdog says, "Well, you asked me to round them up!"

Sheepdog joke, A farmer had a sheepdog...