Sheepdog Jokes
17 sheepdog jokes and hilarious sheepdog puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sheepdog that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Sheepdog Short Jokes
Short sheepdog jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sheepdog humour may include short herding dog jokes also.
- Did you hear about the new bra they call the Sheepdog? It rounds them up and points them in the right direction.
- What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down? "Let's get the flock out of here"
- My new sheepdog pup just swallowed a whole cantaloupe in one! Since then he's a little melancholy.
- What do you get if you cross an Old English Sheepdog and a Persian Greyhound? A Pom-Iranian.
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Sheepdog One Liners
Which sheepdog one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sheepdog? I can suggest the ones about hound dog and shepherd and sheep.
- What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness? "You herd me!"
- You can't keep your secret from a sheepdog. It herd everything.
- Sheepdogs aren't used to herd sheep in Germany They use German Shepherds instead
- The sheepdog tells the farmer, "I've rounded them up and there are 40 sheep"
- Why aren't sheepdogs allowed out today in the UK? Because it's a bank holiday.
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What funny jokes about sheepdog you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean shepherd jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sheepdog pranks.
This farmer was telling me about how brilliant his sheepdog was at maths,
"Watch this," he said. "Shep, what's seven plus two, "
And the dog barked ten times.
"OK, Shep, what's fifteen plus four. "
And the dog barked twenty times.
"He's very good, " I replied, but he's a little over. "
"Yeah, " answered the farmer, "old habits die hard, he's just rounding them up. "
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A Kiwi was washed up on a beach after a shipwreck...
Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he
realised that they were stranded on a deserted island.
After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his
two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset.
One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful
cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for
romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better
to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm
around it.
But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely
until the man took his arm from around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets
together, but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another
shipwreck.
The only survivor was Julia Gillard.
That evening, the man brought Julia to the evening beach ritual.
It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and
gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance.
Pretty soon, the man started to get 'those feelings' again.
He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in
and leaned over to Julia and told her he hadn't had s**... for months.
Julia batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she
could do for him.
He said, 'Could you take the dog for a walk!'
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What do you call a farm in Wales?
A brothel
Bonus:
What do you call a welsh sheepdog?
A p**....
