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Funniest Sheep Wool Short Jokes

Short sheep wool jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sheep wool humour may include short wool jokes also.

  1. New zealand scientists have discovered two new uses for sheep... Meat and wool.
    (Exchange for Welshmen if need be)
  2. did you know it takes 3 sheep to make a wool sweater? It's amazing. I didn't even know they could knit!
    waaaaaaka waka.
  3. What's a sheep farmer's favorite thing about Christmas? Fleece on Earth, Good Wool to Men.
  4. They've recently discovered a brand new use for sheep in West Virginia... ... They're calling it "wool"...
  5. What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money? Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)
  6. Did you hear about the rich sheep? He worked on Wool Street
  7. How did the sheep know he was going to succeed? Where there's a wool there's a way.
  8. I'm a scientist who's researching b**... between humans and dogs… If you'd like more details, I'll be in my lab…
  9. Did you hear Iraqis found a new us for sheep? Wool.
  10. Where do you get v**... wool from? Ugly sheep.

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Sheep Wool One Liners

Which sheep wool one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sheep wool? I can suggest the ones about sheep ewe and sheepdog.

  1. Breaking news: The Irish have come up with a new use for sheep. Wool.
  2. New Zealand scientists have discovered two new uses for sheep Meat and wool.
  3. Did you hear Wyoming has a new use for sheep? Wool
  4. Which side of the sheep has more wool? Outside.
  5. This morning Alabama announced they have discovered a new use for sheep. Wool.
  6. Did you hear? They found a new use for sheep in texas. Wool.
  7. What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot? Steel wool
  8. It seems that Montana has found a new use for sheep . . . Wool
  9. Why was the farmer so good at getting wool from his sheep? Sheer determination
  10. How did the farmer deal with the stubborn sheep's wool? With shear willpower
  11. Which side of a sheep has the least wool? The inside.
  12. My uncle came back from Scotland and said they found a new use for sheep... Wool.
  13. Why didn't the shepard cut off his sheep's wool? Shear laziness.
  14. What do you call wool from a sheep that's not yours? Steel wool
  15. What did the evil sheep want to do? To wool the world

Sheep Wool Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about sheep wool you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean welsh sheep jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sheep wool pranks.

Where does v**... wool come from?

Ugly sheep.

The boy was upset when he came home from school...

Mom I was sent home from school.
Why is that? ask the concerned mom.
First the teacher asked what you get from sheep. I said wool. Then she asked what you get from a pig. I said bacon. Then she asked what you get from a fat cow. I said homework.

Do you know from where the v**... wool comes from?

From the sheeps that can outrun the sheppard.

Billy at school

The teacher asks Billy, the first grader, questions about animals:
T: Billy, what do we get from pigs?
B: Meat
T: That's right! And what do we get from sheep?
B: Wool
T: Correct! And what do we get from cows?
B: Homework

A m**... goes to Africa...

A m**... goes to Africa and was living with a tribe. While he was there, a white baby was born. The tribe's chief goes to the m**... and asks, "how do you explain this white baby? You're the only white man here, this doesn't seem right...". The m**... looks around and tries to come up with an excuse. "Uhh well, you see... Uhm...see the sheep there? All of them have white wool, except for that one that's black... Its just nature." The chief looks at him then says " oh I see how it is... If I don't tell you won't tell..."

The hiker and the shepherd.

A hiker is walking through the countryside, and he sees a shepherd with a flock of sheeps.
He asks the shepherd:
- Hey, good friend! How much wool do the sheeps give?
- The white ones or the black ones?
Confused, the hiker says:
- The white ones...
- About 7 kilos of wool per season.
- And the black ones?
- They too, they too.
- And how much milk do the sheeps give?
- The white ones or the black ones?
- ... the white ones.
- About three liters per week.
- And the black ones?
- They too, they too.
The hiker is starting to feel annoyed by the shepherd and says to him:
- Why do you always answer me with "the white ones or the black ones"
whenever I ask you about your sheeps?
- Well, sir. Because the white ones are mine.
- Ahhhh... and the black ones?
- They too, they too.
(I hope it makes sense. English it's not my first language and I tried to translate it as accurate as possible).

Did you hear about the sheep who committed s**... before they could sheer him?

He died in the wool.