Sheep Goat Jokes

8 sheep goat jokes and hilarious sheep goat puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sheep goat that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Scots vs English

Why do Scotsman wear kilts? Cause sheep can hear a zipper at 50 yards.
Why do the English wear trousers? Cause goats are deaf.

How do sheep feel about goats?


What do you call a h**... who owns sheep and goats.


Stop me if you heard this...

Cows, sheep, goats, and/or reindeer.

How do goats feel about sheep?


As a New-Zealander it always annoys me when people think we all have s**... with Sheep.

Silly people should know by now, it's also goats, horses, cows, basically anything with a hole...

You guys wanna know what I heard?!

Sheep and goats!

What do you call a Pakistani with a sheep and a goat


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