sheen Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious sheen puns

With all the negativity in the world today...

...at least Charlie Sheen is staying positive.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do?

Enough to kill two and a half men.

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Do you think Charlie Sheen admitted to being HIV positive on national television...

because it was easier than making phone calls?

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What do Taylor Swift and Charlie Sheen have in common?

Bad blood.

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Do you know how much cocaine Charlie Sheen uses ?

Enough to kill two and half a man.

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How much cocaine has charley sheen snorted?

Enough to kill two and a half men

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What do Magic Johnson, Charlie Sheen and roughly 250,000 children in Africa have in common?

A continuing chance to create a better tomorrow.

You **sick** bastards.

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How much coke did Charlie Sheen do?

Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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If I have HIV I hope I find out from a Doctor, like Charlie Sheen did

And not from the TV, like his ex girlfriends did.

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Did you hear about the woman who couldn't remember if she had sex with Charlie Sheen?

At first she wasn't sure, but now she's positive.

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How much cocaine can Charlie Sheen do?

enough to kill 2 1/2 men.

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How much blow can Charlie Sheen do?

Enough to kill Two and a half Men

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Charlie Sheen has a kilo of coke and five hookers, he does two eight balls and sends one of the hookers home, what does Charlie Sheen have?

AIDS, Charlie Sheen has AIDS.

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How much alcohol did Charlie Sheen drink?

Enough to kill two and a half men.

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Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

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Charlie Sheen and Mike Tyson are in a car. Who's driving?

The cop.

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What's the term for that light shimmer that you get when you finish on someone's face?

The Charlie Sheen

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Why did Amber Heard and Charlie Sheen's secret lovechild take his father's name instead of his mother's?

Because children should be sheen and not heard.

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What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen?

Charlie Sheen's winning.

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Charlie Sheen Says He Has HIV...

Finally a positive in his life.

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Why didn't the hipster have HIV?

He fucked Charlie Sheen before he was cool.

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The news about Charlie Sheen having HIV is the only positive thing I have been reading in my Facebook timeline all week.

No pun intended.

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As bad as 2016 seems to be, it could be worse...

You could have got a phone call from Charlie Sheen.

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With all the negativity world-wide lately, it's nice to see Charlie Sheen has announced something positive

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New Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan TV show.

Two and a half kilos.

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How much crack did Charlie Sheen do?

Enough to kill two and a half men

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Guys, I know Charlie Sheen isn't winning right now.

But at least he's positive.

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Why Can't Charlie Sheen Finish the Alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

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What does Charlie Sheen say when he's having sex with a Vietnamese Lady?

Nguyenning!

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Charlie Sheen, Amy Winehouse, and Keith Richards walk into a bar.

The bartender, local drug dealer, and in house pimp all get measured for a new suit

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in these hard times, it's crucial to stay as positive as Charlie Sheen

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Have you heard of Charlie Sheen and Lindsey Lohans new sitcom?

It's called "two and a half grams"

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TIL that Charlie Sheen got HIV after doing Two and a Half Men.

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Several years ago, Charlie Sheen said "I'm Winning"

...even now he's still remaining positive!

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How many drugs did Charlie Sheen take?

Enough to kill two and a half men.

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What are the best Sheen puns ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Sheen? Well, here are the best Sheen dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny pranks and Sheen pick up lines to share with friends.

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