Shee Jokes
92 shee jokes and hilarious shee puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about shee that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Playful Shee Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
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how many sheep are stuck in traffic
none because sheep cant drive!! hahahaha
The Sheepdog and the Farmer
A farmer is wondering how many sheep he has in his field, so he asks his sheepdog to count them.
The dog runs into the field, counts them, and then runs back to his master.
"So," says the farmer. "How many sheep were there?"
"40," replies the dog.
"What? How can there be 40?!" exclaims the farmer. "I only bought 38!"
"I know," says the dog. "But I rounded them up."
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A man walks into his bedroom holding a sheep and he says, "see here.. this is the pig I've got to sleep with when you're actin' up or you're not around.." His wife wakes and responds, "Honey, that's a sheep!" The man then tells her, "shut up woman! I wasn't talkin' to you.."
How many sheep?
A blonde woman is tired of people assuming she's s**... and dyes her hair red. Feeling empowered, she goes for a car ride down a country road. Soon she sees a farm with hundreds of sheep. She walks up to the owner of the farm and makes this proposal: "These sheep are adorable, if I guess how many there are, can I keep one?" The farmer agrees, surely out of all the sheep this woman can't guess the number exactly. She looks around and replies "There are 593 sheep" The farmer is awe-struck, the number was exactly right. So the woman picks her sheep and is getting back in the car when the farmer runs up to her and yells "WAIT! If I can guess your natural color can I have him back?" The woman smiles and agrees, she already proved she's too smart to be called a blonde. The farmer replies "you're a blonde, now can I have my dog back?"
Where did the sheep get a hair cut?
At the baa-baa shop.
What is the sheeps market called?
The Baa-zar.
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A Welshman was asked how many s**... conquests he had.
He began counting them................and fell asleep.
My sheep friends asked me to find them some drugs so I went to the local animal dealer...
Pablo Escobaaaaaa
A sheep walks into a bar joke
A sheep walks into a bar. Lots more sheep follow, the barman counts them and falls asleep, the sheep help themselves to free drinks. Genius.
So a sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a hill
Ba-dum-tiss
A sheep, a drum and a cat fall in a hole...
Ba dum hiss
Why do sheep love Star Wars Episode V?
Because Dey-go-bah.
What did the sheep at the fraternity say?
Braaaaaaaah
Two sheep are talking
- It seems to me that a man and a dog are working together.
- If you don't drop your ridiculous conspiracy theories the whole herd will laugh at you.
A Sheep, a Drum, and a snake fall off a cliff
Baa-Dumm-Tsss
Ed Sheeran does not sound like a ginger
He has too much soul.
What does the IT sheep tell its clients?
Ewe need more Ram!
How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?
It was out standing in its field!
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At the end of the day, a border collie reported back to the grazier, "All fifty sheep accounted for, boss!"
"Wait, I only have 48 sheep!" he replied.
"I know," said the dog, "but I rounded them up."
What does a sheep say after walking into a disgusting, dirty bar?
Ew.
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff.
Ba-dum-tss.
What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?
"You herd me!"
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Shee One Liners
Which shee one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with shee? I can suggest the ones about hippy and rails.
- How do you help a dying sheep? You do shee-P-R!
- Where is Ed Sheeran's wife? Shee ran.
