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Silly & Ridiculous Shears Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

What is a good shears joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Does Dwayne Johnson purchase bulk shears?

No.
The Rock pay per scissors

Garden shears will never be outdated.

After all, it's cutting-hedge technology.

My friend was in his garden...

My friend was in his garden, hanging out his washing and telling me about his latest trip, when all of a sudden he picked up a pair of pruning shears and started trimming his hedge. It was a real non secateur.

My daughter made a giant pair of shears from outdated computer parts in art class at school

She called it Cutting hedge technology


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