Shearing Jokes

What are some Shearing jokes?

What's the Welsh word for shearing a sheep?

Foreplay

I lacked confidence in my ability as a sheep shearer....until I started shearing female sheep....

Ewes make me feel like a natural woolman....

[nsfw] i was driving along a country road in new Zealand and saw a farmer f***ing a sheep

I called out to him "mate, shouldn't you be shearing it?"

He said "shearing it? I ain't shearing it with nobody"

How to make Shearing jokes?

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