Shear Jokes

Funniest Shear Short Jokes

Short shear jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The shear humour may include short shredded jokes also.

1. I tried to collect some wool and milk from my farm and the animals went crazy. It was shear and udder panic.
2. Scissors are a beautifully simplistic piece of technology. Their invention was nothing but shear genius.
3. I lacked confidence in my ability as a sheep shearer....until I started shearing female sheep.... Ewes make me feel like a natural woolman....
4. Did you guys hear about that guy who died? He was famous for giving sheep haircuts. Did that for over 25 years. They say he died from shear boredom.
5. What did the sheep say to its new Facebook friend? Unfriend me if you don't like what I have to shear.
6. Ask a counseling student how to reduce stress, they'll discuss mindfulness, work-life balance, etc. Ask an engineering student, they'll ask back, "Normal or Shear?"
7. My daughter made a giant pair of shears from outdated computer parts in art class at school She called it Cutting hedge technology

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Shear One Liners

Which shear one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with shear? I can suggest the ones about shepherd and shes.

1. I just saw a farmer shave a sheep in 1 second. It was shear brilliance!
2. Does Dwayne Johnson purchase bulk shears? No.
   The Rock pay per scissors
3. How did the farmer manage to shave 100 sheep in one hour? Shear effort
4. Garden shears will never be outdated. After all, it's cutting-hedge technology.
5. How do you get a sheep to shave itself? Under shear pressure.
6. Why is it wrong to remove the leaves from a tree? It's shear madness.
7. How did the sheep escape the clipping? Shear luck.
8. The interesting thing about sheep puns Is the SHEAR volume of them.
9. Who do you get when you cross a large pair of scissors and a Disney villain? Shear Khan.
10. Why was the farmer scared of the sheep? Because he was baaaafled at its shear size
11. What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding? Elopping shears
12. Why do scissors make good toilet paper? They introduce more shear force
13. How do sheep divide candy? They all get their fair shear
14. What's the welsh word for shearing a sheep? Foreplay
15. Why didn't the shepard cut off his sheep's wool? Shear laziness.

Comical & Quirky Shear Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about shear you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean shattered jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make shear pranks.