Shear Jokes

What are some Shear jokes?

I just saw a farmer shave a sheep in 1 second.

It was shear brilliance!

How did the farmer manage to shave 100 sheep in one hour?

Shear effort

Did you guys hear about that guy who died? He was famous for giving sheep haircuts. Did that for over 25 years.

They say he died from shear boredom.

What did the sheep say to its new Facebook friend?

Unfriend me if you don't like what I have to shear.

How do you get a sheep to shave itself?

Under shear pressure.

How did the farmer deal with the stubborn sheep's wool?

With shear willpower

How did the sheep escape the clipping?

Shear luck.

Why didn't the shepard cut off his sheep's wool?

Shear laziness.

Ask a counseling student how to reduce stress, they'll discuss mindfulness, work-life balance, etc. Ask an engineering student,

they'll ask back, "Normal or Shear?"

Who do you get when you cross a large pair of scissors and a Disney villain?

Shear Khan.

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