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- "You wouldn't like me when I'm angry... Because I always back up my rage with facts and well documented sources" -The Credible Hulk
- I don't know why Marvel hasn't tried to put advertisements on the Hulk He's essentially a giant banner
- My 8 year old told me a really clever joke for once. What do you get when you cross Captain America and the Hulk?
A Star-Spangled Banner. - What do you get when you dress the Hulk in Captain America's clothes? A Star-Spangled Banner.
- I don't understand why Marvel hasn't put any advertisements on the Hulk The guy is essentially a giant banner.
- What do you call a huge, angry, green man that cites all his arguments from peer reviewed journals? The credible hulk
- Joke from my daughter. What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?
HULK'S MASH!
no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle - I cannot understanf why Marvel haven't put advertisements on the Hulk... ... He is essentially a giant banner
- What do you call the Hulk when he wears Captain America's outfit? The Star Spangled Banner
- What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk? Star spangled Banner.
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She Hulk One Liners
Which she hulk one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with she hulk? I can suggest the ones about incredible hulk and hulk smash.
- Why don't they put advertisements on the Hulk? He's basically a huge banner.
- What do you call Hulk dressed up as Captain America? Star-Spangled Banner
- Thor, Iron Man and Hulk walk into IKEA... Avengers... Assemble
- Why doesn't Marvel advertise on Hulk? He is basically a giant banner.
- What do you have if you've got a green ball in each hand? The Hulk's undivided attention.
- How does the Hulk make extra money? He flips cars.
- The hulk is the only bisexual marvel character He smashes everything
- Marvel should use The Hulk to advertise movies. I mean basically he's just a big Banner.
- What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
- Marvel should use the Hulk in more of its advertising. He's literally a giant Banner.
- You haven't heard of The Incredible Hulk's new fashion line? It's all the rage.
- How does the Hulk make money? He flips houses.
- The Incredible Hulk has started his own fashion line. It's all the rage.
- What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk? My zipper.
- Why is the Hulk a bad journalist? He is not credible
She Hulk Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
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The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods.
He is now known as Shrek.
Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
Who's the only person manlier than Hulk Hogan?
Brooke Hogan.
What's the Incredible Hulk's favorite food?
Smashed potatoes.
Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?
Because all the girls know he just wants to smash
What did Bruce Banner get after having s**... with as p**...?
a HULK RASH!!!!
What is a mixture of Hulk and Captain America called?
Star-Spangled Banner.
Apparently The Hulk's blind date went well.
I asked him about it today and he just said "Hulk Smash."
Mark Ruffalo Went into a Job Interview
The interviewer asked "What's your strong suit?"
"Oh, you know, the Hulk costume."
What do you call an s**... i**... between Nigel Thornberry and The Incredible Hulk?
SMASHING!
What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?
The Star Spangled Banner!
What's one thing the Hulk would struggle tearing down?
The fourth wall
So they're making a Hulk body wash...
You apply it with a Loofah Rigno.
We found love in a hopeless place
We found Steve in a frozen place
We found Stark in an iron case
We found Hulk in some gamma rays
We found Thor punching Lokis face
What does Hulk say when he poops?
IBM!
They should make a Hulk musical.
It'll be a smash hit.
What's big, green and won't come out in the wash?
The Indelible Hulk
WHAT HULK WEAR IN MOVEMBER?
HULK STACHE
What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?
Smashed potatoes.
It's double standards!!!!
When The Hulk goes off into a vicious rage and destroys everything, he's "Incredible."
But when I do it,
I'm, "an alcoholic."
A guy gets taken to his cell on his first day of prison...
...he meets his cellmate for the first time, a huge hulk of a man, who turns to him and says, 'We're gonna play a game, a game of mommies and daddies... Do you wanna be the mommy or the daddy?'
The new convict relunctantly replies, 'I guess I'll, ...I'll be the, ...the daddy?...'
The inmate smiles and says 'Fantastic! ...Now come over here and s**... mommy's c**...'.
The Incredible Hulk became a muslim.
Now his new catchphrase is "i slam".
Marvel just confirmed that the Incredible Hulk will be replacing Captain America
He will be called the Star Spangled BANNER
When the Empire Strikes Back was being filmed, they considered getting rid of James Earl Jones and bringing in Hulk Hogan instead to be Darth Vader.
But they quickly decided not to when they realized the line "No Luke, I am your father, brother!" Was way too confusing.
Date: You don't look anything like your profile picture
Incredible Hulk: THE BUS WAS LATE
What does the Hulk call his grandmother?
Gam ma
If Dr. Bruce Banner always cites his sources
Does that make him the credible hulk?
[Short] What do you call Hulk Hogan in a hamster ball?
A Hogie Roll.
How come the hulk always gets his food first?
They don't want him to be hangry.
Why shouldn't you buy a shirt from Hulk Hogan?
Cause it's probably a rip-off
How do the Avengers buy all their green screen?
They buy it in Hulk
What did the Hulk say when he first saw Wonder Woman?
Hulk Smash!
Why is Bruce Banner always sad?
Because he always stars to hulk
Marvel should really use hulk more often for advertisement
After all he is just a giant banner
What's The Incredible Hulk's favourite London Underground station?
Turnham Green!
Where does Hulk buy his pants?
At the Plot Convenience store.
Hulk Hogan: Doc, I had to struggle through manic-depression all my career!
Therapist: Are you saying you had to wrestle mania?
Courtesy of my 8 yr old son: if you're city is overrun by hulks, who you gonna call?
Hulkbusters
After Captain America died, The Incredible Hulk inherited the mantle.
He renamed himself 'The Star-Spangled Banner'.
What do you call a big portion of mash potatoes?
HULK MASH!!
What do you call the Hulk's potatoes?
HULK'S MASH!
What did the producer say after seeing Caitlyn Jenner's audition for a Marvel movie role?
"Cast her as the Hulk. She's been Bruce before."
You have a green ball in your left hand and another green ball in your right. What do you have?
The Hulk's duck in your mouth
H/T Jack Whitehall.
Thanos walk into a bar (OC)
Stark: We need The Hulk
Banner: I need to get angry first
So Stark strangled Banner.
I see my self out.
If Hulk goes for a s**... change, what would her new name be?
Caitlyn Banner
What movie was basically just an ad?
The Hulk. It was just one giant Banner.
My kids love The Hulk so I painted myself green for my son's birthday party.
Man were they excited to meet Shrek.
How can you tell if the Hulk is doing well at the office?
You can see he just had a Banner year
What do the Avengers call it when they win a fight without the Hulk?
A Banner Day!
What do you call the Incredible Hulk when he hasn't s**... in a few days?
Mark Scruffalo
Why America failed to save the world from Coronavirus
Thor is in Asgard
Ironman died
Captain is now old
Hulk doesn't have much power. Rest of the Avengers are suffering from Corona and China ate Spiderman and Batman.
What is Hulk's favorite band?
SMASH MOUTH!
What is the Hulk's favourite sport?
Squash.
Hulk cant even stop a car because
he is green
Why didn't companies put ads on hulk?
He's basically a giant Banner
A Soviet archeology team is in Egypt on an expedition.
After some digging, they found a pyramid and a mummy inside it. Unfortunately, they can't determine who the mummy is. They get in touch with the NKVD who arrive a few hours later in the form of three hulking men carrying briefcases. The NKVD goons go inside the pyramid. After a few hours they come out.
"The mummy is Amenhotep XIII" says one of the NKVD goons.
"How did you find out?" asks one of the archeologists.
"He admitted it", replies the NKVD goon.
A Soviet archeology team is in Egypt on an expedition
They come across a pyramid and inside it is a mummy. Unfortunately, they can't determine who the mummy is. They get in touch with the NKVD who arrive a few hours later in the form of three hulking men carrying briefcases. The NKVD goons go inside the pyramid. After a few hours they come out.
"The mummy is Amenhotep XIII" says one of the NKVD goons.
"How did you find out?" asks one of the archeologists.
"He admitted it", replies the NKVD goon.
Why is the Hulk good at advertising?
He's a huge Banner.