Shaving Cream Jokes
4 shaving cream jokes and hilarious shaving cream puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about shaving cream that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Delightful Fun Shaving Cream Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What is a good shaving cream joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I replaced my dad's shaving cream with mayonnaise...
He shouted "what the Hellman!"
I like my women the same way I like my shaving cream ...
Thick and rich
Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
Two explorers are lost in the desert...
...they're dying of thirst, and have been wandering for days. Finally, off in the far distance, they see a camp of beautiful tents. Hoping that it is not a mirage, they crawl desperately towards it. On arriving, they find that it's a market. They stagger up to the first tent they see, and say to the shopkeeper "Water, please! Water, we're dying of thirst!"
The shopkeeper says to them "I am sorry, my friends- I have no water. All I have is this bowl, full of jelly, sponge and custard, topped with cream and s**... chocolate."
Perplexed, but undeterred, the explorers stagger to the next stand, only to be met with the same answer. At all of the dozens of stands in this market, all they are offered are these bowls, not a drop of water to be had.
As they leave the market, one explorer says to the other "Well, that was very strange".
The second explorer replies: "Yes, it was a trifle bazaar".
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