Shave Mustache Jokes

Funniest Shave Mustache Short Jokes

Short shave mustache jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The shave mustache humour may include short shave beard jokes also.

1. How does a mustache support his family in the event of his untimely death? By investing in a shavings account.
2. What did the customer say to the barber? I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later!
3. Stopped shaving for November, at first I hated the mustache, but what can I say? It's grown on me.
4. I told my SO that now Movember is over they should shave their mustache. She didn't take it very well.
5. I used to have a great big mustache, but my girlfriend told me it was disgusting and made me shave it. I miss it already. Where else am I supposed to find eggnog in the middle of April?
6. In light of Movember... Now that November has drawn to a close, a lot of my friends told me it was finally time to get rid of my 'awful' mustache.
   I told them, that goes without shaving!
7. My girlfriend asked me if I wanted her to shave before we had s**... for the first time. I said no honey, your mustache looks fine.
8. I s**... my mustache after having kept it for a few years I hated the way I looked at first, but it's growing on me.
9. I was walking down the street, and some guy came up to me and s**... off my mustache! He stole it from right under my nose!
10. When your girlfriend asks you how many more times youre going to shave a h**... mustache on yourself while shaving: "9"

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Shave Mustache One Liners

Which shave mustache one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with shave mustache? I can suggest the ones about mustache and shave.

1. I was thinking about shaving my mustache when November ended But it's growing on me.
2. I mustache you a question... But I'll shave it for later
3. Hey bro can I see your worm collection? Yeah bro *shaves mustache
4. I haven't s**... my mustache since the lockdown begun... And it's kind of growing on me.
5. I hated the way I looked after I s**... my mustache... But then it started growing on me.

Happy Shave Mustache Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends

What funny jokes about shave mustache you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mustache you jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make shave mustache pranks.