The Best 4 Shattering Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Shattering jokes. There are some shattering break jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these shattering lunar puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Shattering Jokes and Puns

Talking clock

 While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?"

  "Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!"

How did the shattering glass get everyone's attention?

"Let me be loud and clear!"

One time, a detective solved a crime by shattering his cellphone cover

I guess you could say he really cracked the case.

Have you ever tried falling asleep in a car?

It's a shattering experience.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the shattering shards jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working shattering broke piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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