The Best 5 Shatter Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Shatter jokes. There are some shatter edge jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these shatter concrete puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Shatter Jokes and Puns

Throwing Watches

Three tourists climbed up the tower with London's Big Ben and decided to throw their watches off the top, run down the stairs and try to catch them before they hit the ground.

The first tourist threw his watch but heard it crash before the had taken three steps. The second threw his watch and made only two steps before hearing his watch shatter.

The third tourist threw his watch off the tower, went down the stairs, bought a snack at a shop up the street and walked slowly back to Big Ben in time to catch the watch.

"How did you do that?" asked one of his friends.

"My watch is 30 minutes slow."

Why doesn't a window scream when you shatter it?

Because it's paneless.

How did the shattering glass get everyone's attention?

"Let me be loud and clear!"

What shatters faster than your smartphone screen?

A newborn with osteoporosis.


So I'm sitting there, talking to my friend about the price of buying new York city. When out of nowhere, this girl screams out "OH MY GOD ITS A GOLF CLUB" now naturally, being the stupid person I am, immediately snap my neck 90° and feel my bones shatter. So I scream "gosh darn I broke my neck over a golf club".

Turns out someone got a golf club stabbed through their chest.

I guess it was a real shattering experience for me!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the shatter window jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working shatter pumps piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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