Shatner Jokes

Funniest Shatner Short Jokes

Short shatner jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The shatner humour may include short denim jokes also.

1. Captan Kirk & Today's Shuttle Launch If William Shatner really wanted to go where no man had gone before , He should have just used the associates bathroom At the Amazon distribution center.
2. William Shatner is going to sponsor a new line of women's jeans made to hide adult diapers underneath. They're going to be called Shatner Pants.
3. Just read that actor Maria Mercedes broke off her engagement to William Shatner. She realized she'd be known as Maria Shatner Mercedes.
4. Two other guys pulled out from going on space flight tomorrow with William Shatner Right after they were issued red shirts for the mission.
5. Why did Lieutenant Uhura tone down on the use of extreme fetishes in the bedroom? Because William Shatner.
6. Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention? Cause William Shatner Coffee.
   hahahha
7. Please use William Shatner in a sentence... "Becky took Williams toy, so William Shatner lunch pail."
8. Why did Spock dump his wife? ....because William Shatner
   I know it's old, but I love it so
9. Why was Lieutenant Uhura Brown? Because William Shatner...
10. Why is captain kirks wife brown? Because William shatner

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Shatner One Liners

Which shatner one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with shatner? I can suggest the ones about interstellar and william shatner.

1. Why did Captain Kirk's girlfriend break up with him? Because he Shatner face.
2. What is William Shatner's favorite film festival? *CAAAAAAAAANNES!!!* ^^^^^^imsosorry
3. Q. Why does this Star Trek uniform stink? A. William Shatner
4. Why does Captain Kirk's wife smell? Because, William Shatner.
5. What happens when William Shatner goes to the bathroom He drops a captain's log
6. What do you call when you have three William Shatners? A Shattrick
7. Shatner? I didn't even know her.
8. Why did lieutenant Uhura smell bad? ...because William Shatner
9. Celebrities are now being hired to endorse laxatives. Someone call William Shatner.
10. Where is William Shatner's career? GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNE!!!!!
11. Why was Nyota Uhura black? Because William Shatner
12. Why did Uhuru get mad? Because William Shatner.
13. There's ben dover and Mike Hunt. Then there's William Shatner.
14. What do your call someone that cheats William Shatner? A CONNNNNN!! artist
15. What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet? William Shatner

William Shatner Jokes

Here is a list of funny william shatner jokes and even better william shatner puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why did Uhura leave Star Trek Because William Shatner
• She smells horrible, what happened to her? William Shatner.
• Well, that ain't good.... William Shatner shoes.
• If William Shatner and Jason David Frank is in the same scene together... Who gets the close up?
• William Shatner? I didn't even know he knew her.
• Did you know that William Shatner once tried to start up his own line of l**... for women? Unfortunately for him, Shatner p**... was a terrible brand name.
• William Shatner, alias Captain Kirk, has discontinued his ladies underwear line... In hindsight "Shatner p**..." wasn't a good choice of name in the first place.
• It was just announced that William Shatner's womens' l**... company has been discontinued. Apparently "Shatner p**..." isn't a great name for an underwear brand.
• Sales of William Shatners new line of women's l**... have been shockingly low Maybe Shatner p**... wasn't the best brand name
• William Shatner just discontinued his line of ladies l**... Apparently Shatner p**... was not a good choice of name!

Hilarious Shatner Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

What funny jokes about shatner you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean scat jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make shatner pranks.