Sharp Jokes

• Short Sharp Jokes
• Sharp One Liners
• Looking Sharp Jokes
• C Sharp Jokes
• Sharp Knife Jokes
• Sharp Teeth Jokes
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Funniest Sharp Short Jokes

Short sharp jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sharp humour may include short knife jokes also.

1. My fencing opponent laughed at me for bringing a block of cheddar to a sword fight. Until he discovered it was extra sharp.
2. Why did the spoon come to the party dressed as a knife? The invitation said to look sharp.
3. *mugger pulls a knife* Mugger: gimme your money
   Me: well this night took a SHARP turn
   *later*
   Doctor: it's a record for amount of stabs
4. 10 years ago to this day, I cut myself with a stick of RAM I guess you could say I have a pretty sharp memory.
5. A kid threw a chunk of cheddar at me today I didn't think that was very mature.
   Fortunately, it wasn't sharp.
6. Is it possible to kill someone with a piece of Cheddar cheese? Yes, but only if it's extra sharp.
7. An E, F Sharp, G, A, B, C, D, and another E walk into a bar. The bartender shakes his head and says, sorry, we don't serve minors here.
8. I cut myself while eating cheese... They weren't kidding when they said it was sharp cheddar
9. I used to get sharp pains in my eye when I drank coffee... My doctor said, take the spoon out of the mug
10. So A flat walks into a bar . . . And the bartender looks up and says, "G you're looking sharp."

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Sharp One Liners

Which sharp one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sharp? I can suggest the ones about smart and smooth.

1. Why do pencil shave? To look sharp.
    
    
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2. Who has two thumbs and is headed to the hospital? Not me. Christ that tablesaw was sharp.
3. What do you call a communist sharp shooter? A Marxman.
4. I once made a small hashtag out of glass... It weighed a pound and was a little sharp.
5. Why do pencils shave? To look sharp.
6. Struggling with sharp angles when writing the letter V? Sounds like a U problem
7. What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs? Be sharp or Be flat.
8. What Do They Tell Musicians About Crossing the Road? C sharp or you'll B flat.
9. Theres a reason it's called a blunt you don't feel as sharp after it
10. What did the Marlin say to the swordfish? You're looking sharp
11. I only like using sharp pencils... Otherwise they're pointless.
12. what is the key to picking up girls who are musicians? get a flat and be sharp
13. Say what you want about Edward Scissorhands... but I think he's a pretty sharp guy.
14. If I put a cheddar cheese stick in a pencil sharpener Will it come out sharp or shredded?
15. Did you know teen pregnancies… Take a sharp decline at the age of 20.

Looking Sharp Jokes

Here is a list of funny looking sharp jokes and even better looking sharp puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Well dressed! I made a shirt out of thumb tacks because I wanted to look sharp, but everyone thought it looked tacky.
• I made a shirt out of pushpins... ...because I wanted to look sharp.
  But everyone said it was just tacky.
• Two sharp criminals just vandalized your home! Luckily, the damage looks to B Minor
• Clothes make the man (Joke from my nephew) What's the difference between a sharp-dressed fellow on a bicycle and a raggedy looking guy on a unicycle?
  Attire.
• A knife walks into a bar... the bartender says, "hey you're looking sharp!"
• What did one pencil say to the other pencil? You're looking sharp!
• What did the Pencile say to the other pencil? what did the pencile say to the other pencil
  the answer is...........
  Your Looking Sharp :)
• Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
• Are you a beginner violinist playing c natural? Cuz you're looking pretty sharp
• I made a shirt out of thumbtacks so I could look sharp... ...But everyone said it was just tacky.

C Sharp Jokes

Here is a list of funny c sharp jokes and even better c sharp puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I'm pretty sure I shouldn't be a musician First thing is, that I don't have the talent and the second is, that I cannot C sharp due to my glasses
• What does music have to do with road safety? C sharp or B flat
• Why did the the programmer have glasses So that he could c#
  (C sharp)
• A musician with bad eyesight goes to an optician "How can I help you?
  "I need something to help me C-sharp"
• How does music help after an ice storm? If you don't C Sharp, you'll B Flat.
• Blind people can't play guitar because they can't C sharp.
• What do you say when you see a G sharp while playing a piece with no sharp or flat signature? I C a major accident!
• What did the pianist say to the cave diver? C Sharp or B Flat
• Why did the programmer put on his glasses? Because he couldn't C# / see sharp.
• Why did the programmer go to the optometrist? So he could *C Sharp*!

Sharp Knife Jokes

Here is a list of funny sharp knife jokes and even better sharp knife puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife................
• When cooking, I sometimes talk to my knife. I talk to it about my current life situations.
  The knife tells me I'm crazy.
  It tends to be pretty sharp about these things, so I guess it has a point.
• My girlfriend introduced me to her father and mentioned I was a knife salesman He said he's happy she's dating me because I must be pretty sharp.
• "This surgical knife isn't sharp," ...Dr. Swiftie said bluntly.
• What did the man say about his kitchen? I hate it. The knifes think they're so sharp, the refrigerator thinks that he's so cool, and my freezer is cold-hearted.
• What did one knife say to the other Lookin' sharp
• You brought a pun to a knife fight? That wasn't very sharp....
• What do you call it when you are mugged with a knife? A sharp turn
• Why should you always carry a knife around? Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.

Sharp Teeth Jokes

Here is a list of funny sharp teeth jokes and even better sharp teeth puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Thought of this last night. This is probably not that good.... Why do people with sharp teeth have a hard time being quiet?
  It hurts to bite their tongue.
• Politicians in the US remind me of British teeth. Some are sharp, most are white, and all are crooked.
• What do you call a morality story with sharp teeth and green scales? An allegory.
• What has three legs, sharp teeth, claws and is seven feet tall ? I don't know but it's behind you !
• Why do lions have sharp teeth? So they can graze anatomy.

Short Sharp Jokes

Here is a list of funny short sharp jokes and even better short sharp puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Sharp and short! **Husband** : I love you!
  **Wife** : Not today!

Entertaining Sharp Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone

What funny jokes about sharp you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sword jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sharp pranks.