Sharpener Jokes

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Funniest Sharpener Short Jokes

Short sharpener jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sharpener humour may include short sharp knife jokes also.

1. [ORIGINAL JOKE] A secretary is like... a pencil sharpener, you can't really say it's yours until you screw it on your desk.
2. I made a clock. The big hand is a butcher's knife, the small hand is a paring knife, and the clock face is a sharpening stone. There's never a dull moment.
3. Did you hear about the man who got depressed after he lost his favourite pencil sharpener? Everything seemed pointless!
4. My friends are getting tire of me always talking about sharpening my pencil... ...but really, I'm just trying to make a point.
5. The pencil sharpeners at my school are racist. They have signs next to them that say No Colored Pencils .
6. Interrogation... Suspect: I ain't talking
   Cop: [sharpens knife] we have other ways of making people talk [cuts a piece of cake]
   Suspect: can I have some
   Cop: cake is for the talkers
7. Why is the sharpener always invited to the pencil case debates? He always makes a good point and the pencils tend to very blunt when he's not around.
8. Make a pair of scissors, specifically designed to cut paper, made out of sharpened stone. Call them "rock paper scissors."
9. My teacher in workshop laughed when I said I could make a deadly knife out of cotton... ...After I sharpened the tip, he backed down saying, "I see you've made your point."
10. Took my Bowie knife to the blacksmith to get sharpened, when he saw it he said he hadn't seen one in while... ...I could tell he was really excited because he got a huge honer.

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Sharpener One Liners

Which sharpener one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sharpener? I can suggest the ones about razor and knife.

1. "Hey, can you help me sharpen these throwing stars?" "Shuriken"
2. Why don't blind people sharpen pencils? They don't see the point.
3. What did the cat use to sharpen its claws? Me. Ow.
4. How does Chuck Norris sharpen his blades? By shaving with them.
5. If I put a cheddar cheese stick in a pencil sharpener Will it come out sharp or shredded?
6. Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money? In a shavings account.
7. What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles and get to the point.
8. I gave up trying to sharpen my two-dollar knife. I just couldn't see the point.
9. I was going to sharpen my pencil to take my test on nihilism.. But there was no point
10. Why did the pencil throw himself into the sharpener? To make a point.
11. Thank you, pencil sharpeners! For always making a good point.
12. What did Gepetto use for Pinocchio's circumcision? A pencil sharpener
13. Pencils that aren't sharpened are ... Pointless.
14. Why did the nihilist have to constantly sharpen his pencil? Because it had no point!
15. What do you call a sharpened candy cane? A spearmint

Pencil And Sharpener Jokes

Here is a list of funny pencil and sharpener jokes and even better pencil and sharpener puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• what did the pencil sharpener say to the broken pencil.. that he should stop acting so littlepointed..
• I asked my friend for a sharpened pencil, but he didn't have one. I always knew he was a little dull...
• What Do You Call a Pencil Sharpener That Can't Sharpen Pencils? Broken.
• Did you hear about the argument between a pencil and a sharpener? The sharpener made a better point.
• Sharpening my pencil as waist height. My friend goes "Is it stuck?"
• What did the pessemistic blind person say while sharpening their pencil I don't see the point
• Why did the pencil sharpener cross the road? To make a point.
• What's the best feature of Apple Pencil? You don't need to sharpen it.
• Why did the policeman put his p**... in the pencil sharpener ? Because he didn't think he was enough of a sharp shooter
• Your mamas so s**... she tried to sharpen her mechanical pencil

Cheeky Sharpener Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about sharpener you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean shaving razor jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sharpener pranks.