Sharpen Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sharpen jokes. Read sharpen sharpest jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sharpen unsharpened puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

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"Hey, can you help me sharpen these throwing stars?"


Why don't blind people sharpen pencils?

They don't see the point.

What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

How does Chuck Norris sharpen his blades?

By shaving with them.

I gave up trying to sharpen my two-dollar knife.

I just couldn't see the point.

I was going to sharpen my pencil to take my test on nihilism..

But there was no point

Why is the sharpener always invited to the pencil case debates?

He always makes a good point and the pencils tend to very blunt when he's not around.

Why did the nihilist have to constantly sharpen his pencil?

Because it had no point!

Why did Chicken DEATH cross the road?

To get to the other scythe...
(and a million Terry Pritchett fans sharpen their knives)

What Do You Call a Pencil Sharpener That Can't Sharpen Pencils?


Sharpening my pencil as waist height.

My friend goes "Is it stuck?"

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Why are sharpened swords so persuasive?

Because they have good points.

Remember that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes that make girls laugh. Many of the sharpen chisel puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When a joke goes too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke becomes inappropriate.

We suggest you to use only working sharpen cut piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and make them laugh.

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