Sharpen Jokes
8 sharpen jokes and hilarious sharpen puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sharpen that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Comical & Quirky Sharpen Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
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"Hey, can you help me sharpen these throwing stars?"
"Shuriken"
Why don't blind people sharpen pencils?
They don't see the point.
What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?
Me. Ow.
How does Chuck Norris sharpen his blades?
By shaving with them.
I gave up trying to sharpen my two-dollar knife.
I just couldn't see the point.
I was going to sharpen my pencil to take my test on nihilism..
But there was no point
Why is the sharpener always invited to the pencil case debates?
He always makes a good point and the pencils tend to very blunt when he's not around.
Why did the nihilist have to constantly sharpen his pencil?
Because it had no point!
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