Sharp Knife Jokes

Funniest Sharp Knife Short Jokes

Short sharp knife jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sharp knife humour may include short pocket knife jokes also.

1. Why did the spoon come to the party dressed as a knife? The invitation said to look sharp.
2. *mugger pulls a knife* Mugger: gimme your money
   Me: well this night took a SHARP turn
   *later*
   Doctor: it's a record for amount of stabs
3. What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife................
4. When cooking, I sometimes talk to my knife. I talk to it about my current life situations.
   The knife tells me I'm crazy.
   It tends to be pretty sharp about these things, so I guess it has a point.
5. My girlfriend introduced me to her father and mentioned I was a knife salesman He said he's happy she's dating me because I must be pretty sharp.
6. What did the man say about his kitchen? I hate it. The knifes think they're so sharp, the refrigerator thinks that he's so cool, and my freezer is cold-hearted.
7. Why should you always carry a knife around? Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.

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Sharp Knife One Liners

Which sharp knife one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sharp knife? I can suggest the ones about knife and sharpener.

1. A knife walks into a bar... the bartender says, "hey you're looking sharp!"
2. "This surgical knife isn't sharp," ...Dr. Swiftie said bluntly.
3. What did one knife say to the other Lookin' sharp
4. You brought a pun to a knife fight? That wasn't very sharp....
5. What do you call it when you are mugged with a knife? A sharp turn

Sharp Knife Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about sharp knife you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean butter knife jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sharp knife pranks.