Shark Bite Jokes
6 shark bite jokes and hilarious shark bite puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about shark bite that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Shark Bite Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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How much RAM does a great white shark have?
A killer-bite.
I'm allergic to sharks..
..one shark bite and it's straight to the ER for me.
Did you hear about the lawyer who tried to sue a shark for biting all his limbs off?
He didn't have a leg to stand on
Why don't shark bite Lawyers?
Profession Courtesy.
"I've found that I'd scream the exact same way If a piece of seaweed touches my leg or if a shark were trying to bite me."
- Kevin James
Sharks Crocs and Jags are now applying at UA
UA seems to think beating punching and dragging are old. They want to deal out a real bite in treating the customers.
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