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A guy dies whilst making love to his wife.

A few days later the undertaker calls her and says, "Your husband still has a hard-on, what shall I do with it?"

The wife replies, "Cut it off and shove it up his a**...!"

The undertaker does as he is told.

On the day of the f**... the wife visits her husband for the last time and sees a tear rolling down his face, so she whispers in his ear, "It f**... hurts doesn't it!"



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