Lenin dies and goes to Saint Peter to tell him whether to go to h**... or heaven.
There was a big problem among the saints because the half of them wanted him to h**... and the other half in Paradise.
Then they asked God, who of course tells them to go to h**....
After a week of being in h**..., devil visited St. Peter and complained: "This Lenin will destroy me. One week in h**... only and he has already started their courses and demonstrations."
St. Peter much forced agrees to accept Lenin in Paradise.
From that day and then there was a disturbing silence.
After two months St. Peter goes to heaven and he sees what?
Everyone sitting around and Lenin standing in the middle and talking.
Among the distinguished listeners the Saint recognises Jesus Christ.
He calls him and says: "God will punish you"
And he answers: "Who? God? But God does not exist."
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