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A young , attractive woman thought she might have some fun with a stiff-looking military man at a cocktail party, so she walked over and asked him, “Major, when was the last time you had s**...?”

“1956,” was his reply.

“No wonder you look so uptight!” she exclaimed. “Major, you need to get out more!”

“I’m not sure I understand you,” he answered, glancing at his watch, ”It’s only 2014 now.”



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