Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting.
One looked at the other and said, “I’ve got to take a c**....”
The other said, “Well go behind one of those big trees, and c**....”
The first one said, “But I don’t have any paper to wipe my a**....”
The other blonde replied, “You have a dollar, don’t you?”
The first one said, “Yeah, I’ve got a dollar. That’s a great idea– I’ll use that!”
He left and came back with c**... all over his hands and clothes.
His friend looked at him and asked, “What in the h**... happened to you?”
The first one replied, “Have you ever tried to wipe your a**... with 3 quarters, 2 dimes, and a nickel?”
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