A couple of years ago the english national team was about to start training in preparation for an important qualifying match when the manager at the time, Sven-Goran Eriksson, discovered a big t**... in one of the penalty areas on the practice pitch.
Ok boys, he said, who's s**... on the ground?
Emile Heskey replied:
"Me coach, but I'm good in the air!"
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