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After nine years of marriage, a butcher's wife is tired of her husband's morning flatulence.

She warns him that he'll f**... his guts out.

One night, the wife decides to put pig scraps in his pants, so he will think that he actually f**... his guts out and stop the flatulence.

The next morning, the husband goes to the bathroom.

Two long hours later, he comes out and says, "You were right about me f**... my guts out. But with the grace of the dear Lord and these two fingers. I got them back in there!"



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