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An eagle swoops down from the sky and eats a mouse.

Three hours later, while the eagle is flying, the mouse sticks its head out of the eagle's b**... and asks, "How high up are we?"

"About 2,000 feet," the eagle replies.

The mouse replies, "You ain't sh*ttin' me, are you?"



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