A guy says, "Doc, you gotta help me. Every time I f**..., it sounds like, "Honda."
The doctor says, "You say, 'Honda?'"
"No," the guy says. "My farts do."
So, the doctor says, "OK, open your mouth," and looks inside.
After about two minutes, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, I can't help you, you need to go see a dentist."
The guy says, "Why a dentist?"
The doctor says, "Because you have an absessed tooth."
The guy says, "What the h**... does that have to do with my condition?"
The doctor says, "Well, didn't you know? Absess makes the farts go Honda!"
I sincerely hope that you've liked this joke and would like to recommend our Joke of The Day or the Random Joke Tool. These tools will surprise you with top quality jokes from all categories available at JokoJokes.