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f**... Glossary:

ART f**...= it's such a beauty you want to immortalize it on canvas.

ARROGANT f**...= When you think your farts don't stink.

ASSUALT f**...= A sudden attack that shoots virtual flames out your a**....

TIRE f**...= You can't control the blow out.

BEER FARTS= These come out of every 'can' and smell like warm beer.

JAIL f**...= Been doing time inside you for quite awhile, and finally makes its great escape.

DONKEY f**...= Your a**... is the only one that can do it.

GHOST f**...= You can't hear it, you can't see it, and you can't smell it.

HOME ALONE f**...= When you're home alone and a great one is wasted on no one.

SHOE f**...= When you bend over to tie your shoe laces and one escapes.

TANK f**...= When you refer to your farts as 'gas'.

OLD f**...= You know how old it is by how bad it smells.

BRAIN f**...= You need to f**..., but nothing comes out.

ALZHEIMER f**...= A confused f**... that heads the wrong way, and becomes a burp.

NOT-ME f**...= When you drop a bomb in a crowded elevator, turn around to the person behind you and give a disgusted look and whisper "PIG!"

U.F.O. f**...= When someone farts in crowded room, label it as a "Unidentified Foul Odor".



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