One day, Little Johnny overheard his parents fighting.
Later, he asked what "b**..." and "b**..." mean.
They explained that they mean "lady" and "gentleman."
The next day, he overheard his parents having s**....
He later asked what "p**..." and "v**..." mean.
His parents explained that they refer to "hats" and "coats."
At supper the next day, Little Johnny's mom cut her finger in the kitchen and yelled, "Oh f**k!" Little Johnny asked what that meant, and she said it means "cut."
A week later, guests arrive for Thanksgiving dinner.
Little Johnny welcomes them at the door, saying, "Hello b**... and b**...! Hurry up with your p**... and vaginas we can't wait to f**k the turkey!"
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