There's some soldiers in Vietnam.
And they've been pinned down in their trench for days.
Finally o**... says,"f**... this I really have to pee guys. Lay down covering fire, i'll run into the bushes. When I'm done I'll give a signal and you can give me covering fire while i run back."
So they lay down fire, and he runs off into the jungle.
But he's gone for a good half an hour, they're finally convinced that he's been murdered by Charlie when they hear the signal.
So they lay down fire and he sprints out of the jungle and leaps back into the trench.
So obviously they're pretty confused.
They ask "what the h**... took you so long man?"
The guy says, "well i was just finishing up my business, when I met this beautiful Vietnamese girl, and we just started having s**... right there. we did every position imaginable, m**..., d**..., everything. It was great."
One of his buddies asks "Well did you get any head?"
He replies "There was no head."
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