Valentines Slogans
10. I admire your strength, I admire your s**..., But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.
9. Our love will never become cold and hollow, Unless, one day, you refuse to s**....
8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store, In hopes that, later, you'd be my w**....
7. This feels so good, it feels so right, I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.
6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class, Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat a**....
5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished, But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!
4. Through all the things that came to pass, Our love has grown. . . but so's your a**....
3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie, I just wished you had J-Lo's "b**...".
2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny, So right to the point, let's do it, I'm h**...!
1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister. You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!
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