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Three old men were sitting around talking about who had the worst health problems.

The seventy-year-old said, "Have I got a problem.

Every morning I get up at 7:30 and have to take a p**..., but I have to stand at the toilet for an hour 'cause my pee barely trickles out."

"Heck, that's nothing, " said the eighty year old.

"Every morning at 8:30 I have to take a s**..., but I have to sit on the can for hours because of my constipation.

It's terrible".

The ninety-year-old said, "You guys think you have problems!

Every morning at 7:30 I p**... like a racehorse, and at 8:30 I s**... like a pig.

The trouble with me is, I don't wake up till eleven."



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