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These two guys are riding in a convertible down a road in the desert, the road runs alongside a railroad as they are driving, as they are driving a train goes past, on the train a guy is on the train, clutching his stomach and grunting, his buddy leans over, and asks him,

"What the h**... is wrong with you?"

The guy replies, "I gotta s**... real bad, and I can't reach the bathroom in time!"

His buddy tells him "Hang your a**... out the window, and let it fly."

The guy hangs his a**... out the window and the s**... t flies back and hits the convertible.

The guys in the convertible say "d**..., that guy on the train spit tobacco on us!"

The guy asks his friend "Hey, pull over when the train stops and we'll find this guy and kick his a**...".

After he finishes talking the guy driving the car slows down.

His friend says "Why are you slowing down, don't you wanna beat this guy up."

His friend says "No!"

The other guy says "Why".

His friend says, "Number one, that is some of the stinkiest tobacco I've ever smelled, and number two, did you see the jaws on that son of a b**...!"



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