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Jim is up north on a trip and his car breaks down.

He checks it out for a minute and being a mechanic he pretty quickly knows he needs a tow truck.

He opens his phone and has no signal so he starts walking.

A few minutes later he here's the bass of a car coming in the distance, bht dum dum do buh dum dum do.

He waits and sees a low riding car pull up next to him.

The windows roll down and smoke pours out.

He sees a bunch of empty beer bottles.

The driver and his 3 passengers ask "hey man! Need a lift? We saw your car up the road?"

He thinks for a minute and decides not to go with them.

The ask what's wrong with the car the mechanic replies "uhh just piston broke that's all" the driven than replies "eh so are we man hop in!"



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