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My skydiving instructor would always take the time to answer any of our s**... first-timer questions.

o**... asked, "If our c**... doesn't open, and the reserve doesn't open, how long do we have until we hit the ground?"

Our jump master looked at him and in perfect deadpan and answered, "The rest of your life."



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