One day little Jonny was at his house asleep until he heard his parents arguing and his mom called the dad a "b**..." and the dad called the mom a "b**...".

So little Jonny asked, "dad what does b**... and b**... mean?"

Then his dad said it meant "ladies and gentlemen."

So the next day little Jonny was upstairs in his room until he heard his mom moaning.

He walked into their room and the mom said "feel my t**..." and the dad said "choke on my d**...".

Little Jonny asked, "dad what does t**... and d**... mean?"

So his dad said "coats and jackets."

Then it was Thanksgiving and they were having family over for the day and Little Jonny went upstairs and heard his dad say "s**...!"

Because he had cut himself.

And Little Jonny said, "dad what does s**... mean?"

So his dad said "it means wiping shaving cream off my face."

So little Jonny went back downstairs and his mom was in the kitchen stuffing a turkey and she yelled: "f**...!"

So little Jonny asked, "what does f**... mean?"

And she said "stuffing the turkey."

Then the doorbell rang, and Little Jonny opened the door and said: "hello b**... and b**... put your t**... and d**... on the coat racket, my dads, upstairs wiping the s**... off his face and my moms in the kitchen f**... the turkey!"

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