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The wife and I had come to town to pick up a few things.

We came out of one store and saw a cop writing a ticket for i**... parking right in front of us on the curb.

So we asked him nicely to give a couple of retirees a break.

But he paid us no attention and kept writing.

Just loud enough for him to hear, my wife said, "What a Bozo."

The cop looked up, stared at my wife, then started writing out another ticket.

I said, "Honey, this guy probably just learned to read and write, and he's so proud of himself, he's showing off."

The cop tore off the 2nd ticket and started on a third.

We kept making comments and he kept writing tickets till he was up to about half a dozen.

Finally, glaring at us, the cop left, and we walked on down the street.

We didn't care about the tickets.

We always take the bus into town, and anyway, that car was one of those obnoxious Hummers.

Being retired, we always try to find ways to keep ourselves amused.

We feel it's important.



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