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A medical student is driving home on a narrow country road in the middle of the night after his shift in the hospital.

The weather is terrible.

It's raining cats and dogs.

Suddenly a motorbike is screaming by with very high speed.

"Jesus Crhist! What an idiot! He will c**... if he doesn't slow down!"

A few minutes later he spotted in his headlights on the side of the road the torn up motorbike against a big tree.

He stopped and quickly jumped out of his car to see in he can give first aid.

But it's to late.

The biker is already dead.

He looked around if there is anyone around. Nobody to see.

The student thouhgt "This is the oppertunity to finally obtain a real human eye!"

He always carryrna spoon and a glass eye in his pocket for an opperunity like this.

He quickly removes the left eye and places the glass eye in the socket.

One quick look around and he jumps in his car and races off.

The next morning when he wakes up he turned on the tv and watches the news.

It said: "Biker found dead on country road with 2 glass eyes."



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