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What does a shark victim see before their end?


What can you share and keep at the same time?


I would like to share an experience with you about drinking and driving

A couple of nights ago I was out for a few drinks with some pals and had a few too many whiskeys as well as beers and some rather nice claret; but knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before - I took a bus home. I arrived back safely and without incident which was a real surprise, since I had never driven a bus before and have no idea where I got this one.

Why do sharks only swim in salt water? (Got this is a c**... Jack box)

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

Why don't shark bite Lawyers?

Profession Courtesy.

I shared a shuttle ride today with a linguist heading to Turkey to study Tuva t**... singers. (No joke!) I was reminded of this joke: Two linguists were walking down the street. Which one was the expert in contextually-indicated deixis and anaphoric reference resolution strategies?

The other one.

A shark walks into a bar,

and the bartender leaves because sharks are dangerous.

Why did the shark cross the Great Barrier Reef?

...To get to the other tide!
Shark Week Hoo Ha Ha!

Sharp and short!

**Husband** : I love you!
**Wife** : Not today!

Al Sharpton goes to Best Buy

Al Sharpton heads into best buy and is browsing the appliance section. He calls over a young white male employee.
Al: Hey young man, I'd like to register a complaint.
Best Buy Guy: What seems to be the issue sir?
Al: Well you see son, all of these washers are white! This is outrageous!
Best Buy Guy: (opens the lid and points inside the machine) Well if you look inside sir, you'll see that all the agitators are black.

What did one shark say to the other?

These Malaysia Airline meals aren't bad.

What do you get if you share your Earbuds with all your friends?

Hearing AIDS.

I would share a joke that my friend in prison sent me in a letter...

But I don't like to quote out of con text.

Please don't share 9/11 jokes, I lost my dad on 9/11

He took over 2500 infidels with him

Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

I used to get sharp pains in my eye when I drank coffee...

My doctor said, take the spoon out of the mug

What's a sharks favorite game?

s**... the leader.
*This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

Why do sharks like stoners?

Because they're baked snacks.

Having a shark as a pet

defeats the porpoise

How do you get sharp cheddar cheese from cows?

You gotta make sure they're glass fed.

What does a sharp razor taste like?


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Shar One Liners

Which shar one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with shar? I can suggest the ones about moss and dung.

  1. What kind of dog leaves a permanent mark? A Shar Pei
  2. What type of dog leaves a mark? shar pei
  3. She's so wrinkled, her mother was a Shar Pei.
  4. What breed of dog should you be most cautious of in the kitchen? A shar-pei..
  5. What did one dog say to the other when he wanted a marker? "Pass the Shar Pei, please."
  6. What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs? a Shar-Pei

Shar joke, What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs?

Shar joke, What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs?

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