Shaq Jokes

Funniest Shaq Short Jokes

Short shaq jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The shaq humour may include short shark jokes also.

1. People from Boston will never forget that Shaquille O'Neal is hosting Shark Week this year. They love Shaq Week.
2. What is it called when a basketball player from Boston attacks you in the ocean? A Shaq attack
3. What do you call a 7' tall, shy, mentally challenged highschooler who befriends the coach and becomes a successful point guard? Radio Shaq
4. Shaq once slapped Hardaway really hard, he stood up for some time. Then the Penny dropped.
5. What Do You Call a Romantic Basketball Player? Love Shaq
6. What do you call Shaq when he's a talk show host? Shaquille O'Brien
7. Shaq How much shack could a Shaq man build if a Shaq man could build shack?
8. What is Shaq's Favorite Type of Meat? Kobe Beef
9. Where's is Shaq's appearance most terrifying? On a beach near Boston.
10. Did you know Shaq... was the original 2 chainz? Because that's how he was brought into this country.

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Shaq One Liners

Which shaq one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with shaq? I can suggest the ones about sync and wiggle.

1. What's it called when Big Shaq goes to a 2-minute Catholic service? Quick mass
2. How does Big Shaq compile his software? From raw source.
3. What's Big Shaq's favorite type of software? Open-sauce.
4. Shaq recently bought a boat and named it "Free Throw". He'll never sink it.
5. What do Japan and Shaq have in common? Kobe Beef
6. What do you call a shark that plays basketball? A Shaq.
7. What do you call Shaq if he was a delicious breakfast dish? Shaquille Oatmeal
8. Why did Big Shaq snort Tabasco...? Because man's snot hot.
9. What does big shaq say when he has a cold?
10. Who is the B-52's favorite basketball player? Shaquille O'Neal. They love Shaq.
11. How do you beat Shaq in a fight? Stand 15 feet away
12. Shaq should name his boat Free Throw That way he can be sure he'll never sink it.
13. What is Big Shaq's favorite hot sauce? Skrrracha.
14. Whats Big Shaq's least favorite video game? SuperHot.
15. Sweating like Shaq You thought I was gonna say at the free throw line didn't you.

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