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Shapeshifting Jokes

8 shapeshifting jokes and hilarious shapeshifting puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about shapeshifting that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


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Shapeshifting Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good shapeshifting joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

What do you call a shape-shifter who can't turn into a bear?

unbearable

Did you hear about the b**... who went to the bar but forgot his wallet because he'd just shape-shifted from another water mammal?

He says to the bartender "I must've left it in my otter pants."

What's pansexual, ungendered, and a shapeshifter?

Energy!

A shapeshifter walks down a street

when suddenly he turns into a lane.

Interviewer: do you have any special skills?

Interviewer: Do you have any special skills?
Applicant: Yes, I can shapeshift.
Interviewer: Is that so?
Interviewer: Yeap.

A man with a gun walks into a bar with a gun.

Bartender: What's with the gun?
Man: Oh you know... Shapeshifters.
The Bartender laughed.
The Man laughed.
The table laughed.
The Man shot the table.

I'm inviting everyone reading this, to join me in a session to think about Stephen King's iconic shape-shifting clown.

Come to think of it.

Did you all hear about the one about the evil shapeshifter?

He turned himself into the police!


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