Shaolin Jokes
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Why did the shaolin monk who could undo gravity at will lose against the others?
Zero Qi.
What common skin condition do teenage shaolin monks get?
Chi-zits
What's the phylum of a Shaolin Monk?
kungfuphyta.
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whoo ex-high school biology jokes.
My Shaolin Diving instructor made me stand on a thin pole and said she wanted to check my balance.
I gave her my debit card.
Keanu Reeves Joke
Keanu: No, I don't think I've seen that before.
Me: Of course you have man: it's the show where David Carradine plays a Shaolin monk in the Old West.
Keanu: Woah. I guess I do know Kung Fu.
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