Shanghai Jokes
9 shanghai jokes and hilarious shanghai puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about shanghai that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Shanghai Jokes gives you the opportunity to experience the humor of Chinese culture through funny and cultural jokes about Shanghai, the largest Chinese city in the Peking Province. Learn about the city's "Lumpiang Shanghai" dish, as well as its beloved basketball team, the Shanghai Sharks. Enjoy the humor of this fascinating city in China!
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What is a good shanghai joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I met a local girl when I was in Shanghai, I asked her if she could e**... me
for a city tour and asked for her mobile number, so I could call her.
She got excited and said: "s**... s**... s**..., wan free s**... for tonight"
Wow, I'm guessing this is how Chinese women express their hospitality!
But then, My friend interpreted for me & told me what she really said : 666136429.
The PS5’s design looks like it’ll be a skyscraper in Shanghai next year.
Just ask for a hand
This is Freezing outside in Shanghai. I was walking out of the hotel ,seeing three miniskirts coming in through the door way. My coat is stuck in the door and
I asked that , could you give me a hand . I am stuck here.
They said , enh ,fine, if h**... ,398 Yuan.
What a city, they don't even give stranger a hand for free!
Was at a zoo in Shanghai this morning when several animals escaped...
Absolute pandamonium.
Dota2 Shanghai Major
A Chinese man from Shanghai visited New York
Upon his arrival his friends asked him how he liked New York City, to which the man responded:
I liked it very much it is very quiet, clean and not too many people.
How do people in China get to work
They use the Shanghai-way
What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some m**...?
He Shanghai.
My girlfriend is from Shanghai, but she studies so much I always say she must be Taiwan
because she's such a Chinese Type-A
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