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19 shamelessly jokes and hilarious shamelessly puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about shamelessly that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Popular Shamelessly Short Jokes

Short shamelessly jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The shamelessly humour may include short ashamed jokes also.

  1. I hate watching Showtime because they are always showing commercials for their own shows. It's just Shameless plug after Shameless plug.
  2. Shamelessly copied joke.... Why does covid vaccine have 2 shots?
    First is the microchip, second is the battery.
  3. My wife gave me an ultimatum today - it was her or my shameless addiction. The decision was a piece of cake.
  4. What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado? Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer
    *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams
  5. My phone charger has been exposing its inner wires to promote its agenda. It's a shameless plug.
  6. My daughter thinks I criticize her too much... That's just one of her many faults.
    (Shamelessly taken from Arrested Development. Thanks, Lucille.)
  7. What do you call a number that wanders about? A Roman numeral
    (stolen shamelessly from my friend)
  8. Why don't we let Google Chrome drive? Because it crashes all the time.
    *Disclaimer - shameless chrome user*
  9. What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common? The same middle name.
    (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)
  10. What sound does a space turkey make? Hubble, hubble, hubble
    [shamelessly stolen joke from the Facebook page of "Grammarly"]

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Shamelessly One Liners

Which shamelessly one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with shamelessly? I can suggest the ones about no shame and smugly.

  1. I know how batteries feel... I'm rarely included in things either.
    (Shamelessly stolen)
  2. Do you want to play constipation? Sorry, it's not out yet.
  3. What's better than 69? 77 cuz you get 8 more
    (Shamelessly stolen from Redd Foxx)
  4. What do you call an iron/carbon alloy that never gets embarrassed? Shameless steel
  5. I decapitated a bear. It was grisly.
    (shamelessly stolen from season 3 of Chuck)
  6. What do you call i**... with a Gallagher? Shameless s**....

Shamelessly joke, What do you call i**... with a Gallagher?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about shamelessly can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of shamelessly puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Silly & Ridiculous Shamelessly Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

What funny jokes about shamelessly you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean sheepishly jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make shamelessly prank.

What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies.
Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

Probably old, but I got it in email and it made me chuckle.

An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her
return, her father cursed her heavily. "Where have ye been all this
time, child? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why
didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother
through?""
The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff... Dad...I became...a p**...."
"Ye what!!? Get outta here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a
disgrace to this Catholic family."
"OK, Dad, as ye wish. I just came back to give Mum this luxurious
fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $2 million savings certificate.
For me little brother, this gold Rolex, And for ye, Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes Limited Edition convertible that's parked outside, plus a membership to the country club... (takes a breath)... and an
invitation for ye all to spend New Year's Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera."
"Now what was it ye said ye had become?" asks Dad.
The girl, crying again answered, "Sniff, sniff...a p**..., Daddy!
Sniff, sniff."
"Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant.
Come here and give yer old Dad a hug!!!"

A Piece Of String Walks Into A Bar...

He quickly notices a sign that says, "No String Allowed, We do not serve pieces of String."
Before anyone notices, he rushes to the bathroom and hides in a stall.
He messes himself up, makes himself look rough and tattered. Then he contorts his body into a twisted and uncomfortable position.
He proceeds to the bar where he asks the barkeep for a drink.
Looking at the string suspiciously the barkeep asks,
"Hey... are you a piece of string??"
To which the string replies,
"No, I'm a frayed knot.".
(Shamelessly farming Karma on my cake day)

Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris' code throws exceptions, it's across the room.
Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key, because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can delete the recycling bin.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people. And then the grenade exploded.
When Chuck Norris goes into a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
Feel free to add more. Shamelessly stolen from the internet.

Two Italian men are having a lively talk on a bus...

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two a**... come together. I come once-a-more. Two a**..., they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one last time."
A church lady behind them is crimson red and beside herself. "You two need Jesus! How dare you say such shameless filth? We don't talk about our s**... lives in public in this country!"
"Hey, relaxa, missa! Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

Doctor: Sir, do you smoke?

Patient: Yeah.
Doctor: Cigarettes? m**...?
Patient: Mostly Brisket and Pork...
Shamelessly stolen from Doctor Mike on Youtube, but h**... I laughed at that...

Shamelessly joke, What's better than 69?

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