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163 shame jokes and hilarious shame puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about shame that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Discover the humorous side of shame in this thought-provoking article! Explore the social implications of making fun out of the 'cone of shame,' 'walk of shame,' and 'no shame' mentality. Learn how shame and humiliation can range from the comic to the downright intense. Weigh the discussion of how comedians use shame with their audience, and the dishonor of being known as a 'bumhole.'

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Funniest Shame Short Jokes

Short shame jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The shame humour may include short embarrassment jokes also.

  1. It's a shame nothing is built in the USA anymore.... Just bought a T.V. and it said, "Built in Antenna".
    I don't even know where that is!!
  2. That's a nice ham you've got there... ... it'd be a shame if somebody put an 's' at the front and an 'e' at the end.
  3. My girlfriends parents are very religious. The first time I was at their house her father said we weren't allowed to sleep together. It was a bit of a shame, he was very attractive.
  4. Shame about the tesla driver that crashed while watching a movie. He should've watched the trailer.
  5. I don't see why in this day and age there aren't marches against fat shaming Because marches would definitely solve the problem.
  6. People shouldn't be shamed for their kinks. Me, I get really turned on when someone smells like musty sweat and coal. But I always get called a monster when I admit to being attracted to miners.
  7. My girlfriend's parents are very religious The first time I went to stay with her at her parents' house her dad wouldn't let us sleep together.
    Which is a shame because he is very attractive.
  8. That's a nice ham you got there. It would be a shame if someone added a 's' at the front, and 'e' at the end of it.
  9. That's a nice ham you got there. It'd be a shame if someone put an "s" before it and an "e" after it.
  10. That's a nice ham you got there It would be a shame if someone put an "s" in front of it and an "e" behind it

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Shame One Liners

Which shame one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with shame? I can suggest the ones about pity and regret.

  1. Fat shaming is wrong. They have enough on their plate already
  2. That's a nice sham you've got there... It'd be a shame if somebody
    added an e
  3. Do special ed teachers mark late students as tardy? i have no shame.
  4. Parallel lines have got so much in common. It's a shame they'll never get to meet.
  5. Can people please stop fat-shaming others They've already got enough on their plate
  6. You shouldn't fat shame people. But to be truthful, they won't come running after you.
  7. Just added Paul Walker on xbox, Shame he's always on the dashboard tho.
  8. OK guys we need stop the FAT-shaming All filesystems are beautiful
  9. Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.
  10. Shock me once, shame on you. Shock me twice, that's just revolting.
  11. Fat shaming is not cool They have enough on their plate already.
  12. My Sergeant told us to "fire at will"... It's kind of a shame. I liked that guy.
  13. It's a shame that Steven Hawking died He's been on a roll since age 21.
  14. Nice ham you got there Be a shame if I add the letter s and the letter e
  15. It's a real-shame I failed my entry-level idiom class I came close, but no sugar.

No Shame Jokes

Here is a list of funny no shame jokes and even better no shame puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • That's a nice shamrock you've got there. It would be a shame if someone replaced the -rock with an e.
  • Just been up in the loft getting the Christmas tree down, and I found a present from last year which we must have forgotten to give to the kids...
    ...shame really, they would have loved a kitten.
  • It's a shame Carrie Fisher was on a United Airlines flight when she had her heart attack. If she was on another airline there might have been a doctor on board.
  • That's a nice ham you've got there. It'd be a shame if someone put an 's' at the start of it, and an 'e' at the end.
  • What's the difference between a shakespeare comedy and Fox News? One's The Taming of the Shrew, the other is the shaming of the true.
  • It gets me very angry to see people fat-shaming Please guys, they have enough on their plate already
  • What's the difference between a a Shakespeare play and a Trump-era White House press conference? One is The Taming of the Shrew.
    The other is the shaming of the true.
  • My girlfriends father wouldn't let us sleep together when I stayed over at her house Which is a shame because he's very attractive.
  • My girlfriend's dad is so religious, he won't let us sleep together... Which is a shame, because he's a really attractive man...
  • I hate it when people make all these fat jokes to shame fat people They have enough on their plate already

Walk Of Shame Jokes

Here is a list of funny walk of shame jokes and even better walk of shame puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • A woman walked into a bank and took off her top and pulled out a gun she stole thousands, shame no one could remember her face.
  • Fish Cakes A guy walks into a bar with a salmon under his arm and says, "Do you sell fish cakes here?"
    Bartender: No we don't.
    Guy: That's a shame... it's his birthday.
  • A giraffe walks into a bar, he sits and orders 6 martinis........ Shame on you for wanting a punchline.
    This giraffe needs help.
  • A man walks into a chip shop with a fish under his arm and asks "Do you have any fish cakes?" "No," replies the owner "we've sold out."
    "That's a shame," says the man "it's his birthday."
  • I almost walked out on my girlfriend after she called me a forgetful idiot. It was a shame that I couldn't find my keys
  • A man walks into a bar And subsequently loses the hurdles race in the Olympics, bringing shame to himself and his country
  • My taste in men is so bad, the walk of shame for me is when I'm on my way to a date.
  • My walk of shame is walking past the people I just said goodbye to because I went in the wrong direction and had to go back.
  • A guy walks into a bar... It a shame he didn't see it.
Shame joke, A guy walks into a bar...

Cone Of Shame Jokes

Here is a list of funny cone of shame jokes and even better cone of shame puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Two dogs are sitting outside One is wearing the cone of shame and the other is not
    The dog wearing the cone says to the other,
    "Hey Bob, I'm going to have to ask you do me a favor"
Shame joke, Two dogs are sitting outside

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about shame can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of shame puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Cheeky Shame Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity

What funny jokes about shame you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean guilt jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make shame prank.

My wife ran into the house...

"Guess what!" she said, "I got a new job down the street on the corner.''
''What!'' I replied, ''It better not be what I think it is!...You'll bring shame on the family!.. What will the neighbours say?"
''No, no, stop worrying'' she said reassuring me, ''Not in the Tescos!..... I'm gonna be a p**...!!

3 kids are discussing how they were made

One says, "The stork brought me!"
The second one says, "I was downloaded from the internet!"
The third one hangs his head down in shame and says, "Well, my family is poor, and my parents makes everything themselves."

I was in my attic yesterday looking for some old photos...

...when I came across the present that I was going to give to my daughter for her 3rd birthday last year.
It was a bit of a shame. She would have loved that kitten.

p**... has s**... for the first time

After finding out p**... had shagged his girlfriend for the first time, Murphy asked him how it was.
"It was amazing," p**... gushed. "As we were both virgins, made it even more special; it was just a shame that we had to be fairly quiet."
"Why was that?" Asked Murphy.
"Her kids were asleep in the bedroom next door," p**... replied.

more dad-jokes (the limb-less edition)

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?
Bob.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at your front door?
Matt.
The neighborhood kids came to Timmy's house and asked if he could come out to play. "Shame on you kids," says Timmy's mom. "Don't you know Timmy doesn't have any arms or legs? He can't play with you."
"But we're playing baseball and we need a home base."

How do you make a hormone?

You pay her.
(This was told at my pharmacy school. We laughed and then felt shame afterwards.)

The Washington r**... are changing the team name because of all the negativity, shame, humiliation, dissent, polarity, adversity, defiance, animosity, contempt, discrimination, division, counter-productivity and hostility associated with their name.

....from now on they will be known simply as the r**....

Yesterday at yoga

Yesterday at yoga, the instructor told us to make a flower shape by putting our hands together. She kept saying to take deep breaths and focus on our flowers. Towards the end of the exercise she told us to smell our flowers and just say out loud what our flowers smelt like. I don't think she appreciated it when I said Vaseline and shame.

An old woman went on a walk looking for her husband of 50 years...

As she strolled down the sidewalk outside of the retirement home, so approached a shaking bush. When she peered inside, she saw her husband getting a h**... from old Gurt. Startled, they got up. The woman cried to her husband, "how could you do this to me?" He hung his head in shame. "What makes her so great?! What does SHE have that I don't?"
The old man just smiled, and replied, "Parkinson's."

Just thought this when making a coffee, I'm sorry...

I've grown a f**... where I love to lick milk off white women's feet, I've been labelled a racist though... it's not my fault I'm black toes intolerant.
Thank you, thank you very much *hangs head in shame*

A Priest and a p**...

One night, a priest walked up to a p**... he saw on the street corner.
Hoping to shame her into mending her ways he asked "Young lady, what would your mother do if she saw you here tonight?"
The p**... went white and replied "Oh, she'd kill me! This is her corner!"

I was in the attic the other day...

...and I found a Christmas present that I meant to give to my daughter a year ago.
It's a shame I forgot about it, she always wanted a puppy.

A young Saudi prince studying abroad...

A young Saudi prince studying abroad receives a call from his father asking him if everything is alright.
He tells his dad that he is feeling ashamed that everyday he goes to college in his brand new Lamborghini while all the other students take the train.
His father replies: "I understand your shame son, take this 2 billion dollars and buy yourself a train".

What's the difference between Sin and Shame?

It's a sin to put it in, and a shame to pull it out.

Jennifer Lawrence has said that those who saw her n**... photos should cower in shame...

...I don't know about all that, but I did shower after I came.

Dean of Women...

The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls' school was lecturing her students on s**... morality.
We live today in very difficult times for young people. In moments of temptation, she said, ask yourself just one question: Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame?
A young woman rose in the back of the room and said, Excuse me, but how do you make it last an hour?

f**...

Emily died last week after she fell in the lake.
It's a shame she never learned how to swim.
We brought a life preserver to her f**....
It's what she would have wanted.

The German tax evader in Switzerland

A German wants to bring his untaxed savings to a number account in Switzerland.
He sneaks into the bank, looks around and whispers to the bank assistant:
"Psst! I've got 2 million euros in my suitcase!"
The bank assistant replies in a normal voice:
"Why do you try to be so unsuspicious? Poverty is not a shame in Switzerland."

You know that feeling of shame, when you put it in the wrong hole? You wonder why it doesn't fit, and when you look down you just get sad.

I'm talking about belts, of course.
What did you think!?

Fool me once...

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me thirty five thousand six hundred times, shame on the weatherman.

Stages of man's sexuality [OC]

1. Puberty: m**... in secrecy and shame.
2. Early adulthood: comfortable m**... in your room and some casual s**... with strangers.
3. First serious relationship: wild s**... all the time.
4. First years of marriage: steady and regular s**....
5. Marriage after children: m**... in secrecy and shame.

Shame to admit, my german grandpa told me this joke

How do you calculate the escape route of a jew?
Chimney Height * Strength of wind

A woman was breastfeeding in the bus the other day

...And suddenly, this old lady gets up and starts screaming "you can't do that here, have you no shame? in front of everyone???".
Everybody turns around, the old lady keeps screaming, the woman with her baby stands here mortified...
...I had to pull my pants back up and get off the bus...

The first time I spent the night at my girlfriend's house, her father would not let us sleep together...

...which is a shame because he was very attractive.

a muslim couple goes hunting and accidentally shot an ape. "ouch, that's a shame. can we eat him so he wouldn't die in vain?" said the girl. "no, we cant" the guy replied. "why?"

"it's Haram, Bae"

Did you hear about the physics student that committed s**... by jumping off a skyscraper?

What a shame. He had so much potential.

It's a shame that Samsung cancelled production of the Note 7...

but at least they went out with a bang.

That's a lot of votes Donald

Would be a shame if someone deleted them...

Found my first grey p**... hair last night.

Just a shame it was in a kebab.

p**... and m**... see a sign

Walking down the road in Ireland, p**... and m**... see a sign see a sign saying "Tree Fellers Wanted".
p**... sighs and says, "It's a shame Ryan wasn't with us, we could have gone for that job!".

My girlfriend left me when I refused to go the gym with her.

It's a shame our relationship didn't work out.

When I was a young boy,

My grandmother walked into my bedroom and caught me playing with myself. She smacked me and said "Shame on you! Save that for when you're 21!"
By the time I turned 21, I had sixteen jars.

Job choices for Asians

1. Doctor
2. Lawyer
3. Engineer
4. Shame of family

A couple of Irish men are walking through a wooded area when they see a sign advertising that a company would like to hire 'Tree fellers'. So one turned to the other and says, 'Aye p**... we've been looking for work recently...

It's a shame there's only two of us!'

My dad got fired for having s**... with one of his patients the other day.

Which is a shame because he was a really good vet.

I found out my friend is addicted to math.

I should have known. All the sines were there. He had a hard time functioning, and he would go off on tangents all the time. Such a shame - he was in his prime, his life was on a great vector. He wanted to write the next 'Matrix'. But now, he can't differentiate between what is real and what is imaginary. It's so complex. I'm afraid his problems will start to multiply exponentially, and he just doesn't understand the root of it all. Pretty soon he won't be able to integrate at all. And just to add to the trouble, those he defines as 'friends' just want to divide his space between themselves. I'm afraid soon he'll go off into the Great Unknown...

A friend of mine was recently accused of having s**... with one of his clients...

As a result, he has been publicly humiliated, and is probably going to be indicted any day. On top of that, a wonderful marriage, not to mention years of schooling and training, wasted for a moment of weakness. It's such a shame, for he was truly a nice guy, and an absolutely gifted mortician.

My brother got fired from his job because he had s**... with one of his patients...

its a real shame as he was a great veterinarian

Soviet Breadline

At one of USSR's breadlines during the Perestroika, a man in the crowd is mumbling to himself. "No bread, no milk, no meat, what a shame".
Two policemen walking the beat hearing his mumbling walk up to him, and say:
"Comrade, if you said that 40 years ago you'd be shot, so just shut up and stand in line like everybody else"
As the policemen leave, the man turns back to the crowd and says:
"Not only we don't have bread or milk, but I was just told we ran out of bullets too."

Only been going to the gym a week

And already hitting the max weight on one of the machines.
Shame it's the scales

My girlfriend told me she had no gag reflex

So I broke up with her, it's a shame to see a talent like that go to waste.

My cousin recently had her baby aborted.

Such a shame, could have met my future first cousin once removed.

People say I'm crazy, but I regularly see my therapist...

It's a shame that she died years ago.

Man looked his n**... body in the mirror says to wife-look 75 kg of pure dynamite

Wife says: but shame on the 5 cm fuse

What did one parallel line say to the other?

It's a shame we'll never meet.

I went on vacation with my girlfriends family - her dad is really religious and said we could not sleep together

Which is a shame cuz he's a really attractive man

A doctor slept with one of his patients

A doctor slept with one of his patients and was fired for it.
It's a shame really, he was an exceptionally good vet.

Barber in my town was arrested for dealing drugs...

Shame, was his customer for years, never knew he cut hair.

Fats Domino died.

Ain't it a shame.
R.I.P. Fats

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me

Fool me three times, you probably promised me a good Star Wars game.

Women have been sleeping with me lately like it's going out of style.

Less frequently and with a fair amount of shame.

My uncle just got struck off the medical register for having s**... with his patients.

It's a real shame cause he's a really good vet.

It's a real shame that, in this day and age, Barrack Obama had to give his speech about Martin Luther King Jr., while standing behind bullet proof glass...

Just because he's black doesn't mean he's going to shoot somebody...

My girlfriend's parents are very religious

The first time I came to her house, her father insisted that we could not sleep together. It was a shame, he was very attractive.

I was sleeping round at my girlfriend's house and her dad said we couldn't sleep in the same bed

It was a real shame, I thought he was quite handsome.

That's a nice sham you've set up

It'd be a shame if someone....
added an e

Two guys were chatting in the bar

"So how's it go with that chick last night? She was an English teacher , right?"
"Yeah, she got dressed and left a few minutes after we got in bed"
"Shame. Why'd she do so?"
"I guess she didn't like my improper use of the colon."

It's a shame the immigrants and their kids at the U.S. border aren't named Church and State

then the GOP would never separate them.

In Spider-Man, I always considered Harry's father an ally..

A shame he ended up as Dafoe.

I know many handicapped people with a great sense of humour.

Shame they don't do stand-up comedy.

Shame joke, I know many handicapped people with a great sense of humour.

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