Shaman Jokes
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What do you call an incredibly insensitive shaman who's also weak and suffers from chronic bad breath?
A super callous fragile mystic plagued by halitosis.
What do you call a really cranky shaman with bad breath and osteoporosis?
A Super-calloused-fragile-mystic-hexed-by-halitosis
Did you hear about the Shaman?
He chose to walk the world barefoot which caused he feet to blister a thousand times over.
He ate only bugs and berries that he found in nature which caused him to became very frail.
This diet also caused him to be plagued with horribly bad breath.
He was known as the Super Calloused Fragile Mystic Hexed by Halitosis.
The Ancients spoke of a wise healer who hated to be hugged. He lived by one rule.
Don't squeeze the shaman.
A priest, rabbi, and shaman walk into a bar...
A priest, a rabbi, and a shaman all walk into a bar; except there is no rabbi or shaman and it's not in a bar it's my home and the priest is molesting me and the priest isn't a priest he's my father. My father molested me as a child.
What's a Shamans favorite beverage?
PeyoTEA.
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