Sham Jokes

73 sham jokes and hilarious sham puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sham that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Short sham jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sham humour may include short shady jokes also.

  1. Trump Advisor: "You should't have called Putin to congratulate him on winning a sham election...." Trump: "Why not? He called to congratulate me!"
  2. I bought a diamond ring on St. Patricks day but found out it was a fake They gave me a sham rock
  3. The other day I thought I found a real velvet pillowcase... ...but it turned out it was just a sham.
  4. Happy St Patrick's Day! If you can't kiss the Blarney Stone today, just use a fake substitute. Any sham rock will do.
  5. I always seem to hurt myself when I'm pretending to drink wine in the morning and wake up with a sham pain.
  6. I want to create an app called ShamWow... I want to create an app called ShamWow, it tells you if certain online products are a Sham or a Wow that's a deal.
  7. Did you hear about the Irish jewel scam? They got caught selling sham rocks
  8. Why should you never trust pillowcase salesmen? Because it might be a SHAM!
  9. What do you call a tea blend that was deceptive about its ingredients? A poly tea sham.
  10. I told my wife I can't find the matching decorative pillow case... She said it's a sham.

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Sham One Liners

Which sham one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sham? I can suggest the ones about fraud and faked.

  1. That's a nice sham you've got there... It'd be a shame if somebody
    added an e
  2. What do Irish people call a Dwayne Johnson impersonator? A Sham-Rock
  3. What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing? Sham rock.
  4. That's a nice sham you've set up It'd be a shame if someone....
    added an e
  5. What is a soccer player's favorite drink? Sham-pain.
  6. How do you celebrate winning a lawsuit over a fake injury? You drink sham-pain.
  7. My friend said he recreated the Wow! Signal, but it was fake. It was a Sham Wow!
  8. A sketchy dude was trying to sell me an elaborate pillowcase. It turns out it was a sham.
  9. I bought what was supposed to be the best pillow cover ever made it was a sham.
  10. Why can't you ever trust pillowcase salesmen? Because it might be a *sham*
  11. What drink does Neymar celebrate with? Sham pain
  12. I quit my job at the pillow case factory.. Turns out it was a sham business.
  13. What do you call a counterfeit cow? Sham moo.
  14. what was the ancient romans favorite alcoholic beverage? sham-pagan
  15. Dwayne Johnson was once called out for claiming false Irish heritage. It was a sham rock.

Sham joke, Dwayne Johnson was once called out for claiming false Irish heritage.

Gather Around for Heartwarming Sham Jokes and Uplifting Humor

What funny jokes about sham you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fooling jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sham pranks.

Have you ever gotten shampoo in your mouth while singing in the shower?

Turns into a real Soap Opera.

What shampoo do dragons prefer?

Head & Smolders

Shame to admit, my german grandpa told me this joke

How do you calculate the escape route of a jew?
Chimney Height * Strength of wind

I tried a new shampoo that adds extra volume

but I found it too loud.

What's a Shamans favorite beverage?


What is it called when a person pretends to use the toilet.

A sham p**....

It's a shame what happened to the Dolphins's parents......

I can't imagine being an Orfin

Shame about the tesla driver that crashed while watching a movie.

He should've watched the trailer.

The shame about ancient Grecian art...

The shame about ancient Grecian art is that there are amazing marble sculptures and structures which too often get taken for granite.

It's a shame that nobody is stepping up to defend the clown community

Not even the mimes are talking

It's a shame that Samsung cancelled production of the Note 7...

but at least they went out with a bang.

It's a shame the pope has to be surrounded by all that security.

Can't he just learn to keep his hands to himself?

Its such a shame todays world is so politically correct, you cant even say Black Paint anymore,

Instead you have to say "Leeroy please paint the porch"

If you only use shampoo ...

Then you love your hair unconditionally

It's a shame Carrie Fisher was on a United Airlines flight when she had her heart attack.

If she was on another airline there might have been a doctor on board.

It's a shame people aren't paid to complain.

If they were, my ex-wife would have enough money to support herself!

Such a shame to hear about dale winton

A real bummer really.

It's a shame that Steven Hawking died

He's been on a roll since age 21.

Do not shampoo in the shower

I don't know why I didn't figure this out sooner.
I used shampoo in the shower and when we wash our hair the shampoo runs down our whole body.
Printed clearly on the shampoo label is the warning,
"For extra body and volume."
No wonder I have been gaining weight.
I got rid of shampoos and start using dish washing liquid. Its label reads
"Dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove."
Follow this and stay slim and trim forever.

What shampoo do busts use?

Head & Shoulders

It's a shame "Fantastic Mr. Fox" didn't win the Academy Award for best animated feature.

There were too many *Up* votes.

My boyfriend bought me a diamond ring

The stone was cut in the shape of a four leaf clover. I wore it every day.
I got curious and had it valued at a jeweller's. Unfortunately my boyfriend had been swindled, as the diamond was actually a cubic zirconia.
It was a sham rock.

It's a shame the immigrants and their kids at the U.S. border aren't named Church and State

then the GOP would never separate them.

I think my shampoo is making me fat... says guaranteed to increase the Volume

No more shampoo!

We want the real p**...!

Don't shame me for mansplaining.

I have correctile dysfunction.

I just bought this hair product that uses bat guano.

It's supposed to get rid of dandruff, but it didn't work!
Turns out it's just sham p**....

It's a shame The Beatles didn't make the submarine in that song green.

That would've been sublime.

It's such a shame about tomorrow's session on Prophecies

It got cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

Watch out for those St. Patrick's Day scammers

Just had a guy try to sell me a piece of stone he said was from Ireland and kissed by St Patrick. When I looked underneath it said 'Made in China.
Obviously a sham rock.

What does shampoo and ketchup have in common?

My dad waters both down when we get to the end of the bottle.

Why use shampoo...

...when you can use real p**...?

It's a shame nothing is built in the USA anymore....

Just bought a T.V. and it said, "Built in Antenna".
I don't even know where that is!!

Give shampoo to your real friends.

And real p**... to your sham friends.

(Repost, because it turns out, you can mess things up even before 2AM)

I've had enough of this shampoo

I want real p**...

My boyfriend bought me a diamond ring The stone was cut in the shape of a four leaf clover. I wore it all the time to show how much it meant to me.

One day, I got curious and had it valued at a jeweller's. Unfortunately they told me that my boyfriend had been swindled, as the diamond was actually a cubic zirconia.
It was a sham rock.

It's such a shame when people break up over the phone.

They should try hanging up and trying again.

Shamelessly copied joke....

Why does covid vaccine have 2 shots?
First is the microchip, second is the battery.

Asked my wife why she bought fake c**... for the bathroom.

My wife: do you mean the sham p**...?

People who use shampoo are dumb

Why do they use sham p**... when they can just use real p**...

I used to be a shampoo addict...

But i'm clean now.

Sham joke, I used to be a shampoo addict...

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