Shallow Waters Jokes
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I, an Orca, tried to warn my brother countless times.
He just had to eat that family of dolphins in shallow water.
Well, the idiot beached himself.
If I told him once I told him a thousand times.
Don't eat Tide Pods.
German coast guard
An American cruise ship was following the German coast when it got caught off course in a storm, hit some rocks in the shallow water, and started to sink.
The captain of the ship got on the radio:
"Help! Help!"
He got a reply:
"Hello, ziss is German coast guard. Do you haff a problem?"
"Help us! We're sinking! We're sinking!"
..."Vot are you sinking about?"
A man and his wife were riding to town on a horse driven carriage....(old one i heard from my grandpa)
they come upon a snake in the road. The horse refuses to move any further so the man gets down, throws the snake in the woods and gets the horse moving "that's one" he says. They continue down the path until they come upon a fallen tree, and the horse won't go around. So the man pushes and pushes on the tree to clear the path, climbs back on the carriage and says "that's two" he says and they go on their way. Then they come upon a river, shallow enough for them to cross but the horse simply won't go. So, the man climbs down, and attempts to make the horse go, but it just will not cross the water. The man says"that's three" and shoots the horse there on the spot. His wife, looking on in disgust says to him "that's the terrible! You didn't have to kill the horse! The man looks at her and says"that's one"
A man is driving down a country road
when he comes to a spot covered in in water. Not knowing how deep the water is he turns around and goes back the way he came. A little ways down the road he meets a little boy. He asks the little boy if the water is shallow enough to drive through and the little boy says yes it is. A few minutes later he starts to drive across when the car sinks and floods with water. The man gets out and walks back to the little boy and says "I thought you said the water was shallow." and the little boy says. "Well it only came up to here on the ducks."
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