Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Shaky Jokes with Friends.
An elderly woman with a shaky voice walks into a s**... shop and asks, "Do y-y-ooou-u s-s-sell vib-b-rat-ors?", the store worker told her "Yes we do, ma'am."
She replied, "H-h-how d-do I t-turn-n it off-ff?"
My internet connection is a lot like my grandad
It's down most of the time, and even when it's up, it's shaky as h**... and we all know it's gonna go down again soon
My friend told me this hilarious joke about Parkinson's last night
But I don't want to tell it because I'm a little shaky on the details.
I'm not a doctor...
so my understanding of Parkinsons is a little shaky.
A cop sees a car going slowly down the highway...
The cop pulls the car over and sees an old lady at the wheel, and three passengers who look terrified.
"Ma'am, were you aware you were going 34 miles an hour in an 80 zone?"
"I saw it say 34 on the sign"
"Ma'am, that's the route number. Why does everyone in your car look so traumatized?"
One of the passengers says in a shaky voice "We just got off of route 137."
What business are you in?
I'll start
'What business are you in?'
'I'm in the Necrophiliac business.'
'How is it?'
'Fucking dead.'
**************
'What business are you in?'
'I'm in the Parkinson's business.'
'How is it?'
'Bit shaky at the moment.'
A game we played as 13 year olds. Plenty more in the tank
Why do women prefer older Gynecologists?
Their shaky hands!
Indian Instincts
There was an Indian chief who wanted to show his son the way of the woods. He gets on the ground and hears a noise.
"Buffalo come."
"How do you know?"
"Ground shaky."
The boy wanted to try. He gets on the ground, listens.
"Man come."
"Is there a vibration?"
"No."
"Then how do you know?"
"Ground sticky."
The new film coming out about a kid with cerebral palsy isn't doing well with critics . . . . .
It gets off to a shaky start then ends up falling flat on it's face
Did you hear about the Deaf guy with Parkinson's?
His sign language was a little shaky
"Boy, those people look like ants!"
A man, riddled with fear, is in the middle of his first flying lesson. With a shaky voice, weak knees and pants that once were dry he shudders to the instructor "Boy, those people look like ants!!" and the instructor reluctantly replies "That's because they are. We haven't left yet Carl."
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why do females love old gynecologists...
because of their shaky fingers
I got yelled at for telling a Parkinson's joke
Apparently it's a shaky subject
Earth day started with an Earthquake 3 minutes into the game
Just a reminder to how shaky 2020 is
I heard that the Parkinson's
Olympics got off to a shaky start.
I used to be a big fan of Michael J Fox...
...but his latest performances have been a little shaky.
What do you call a shaky dash cam?
Daesh cam
Did you know Eric Stoltz was up to play Marty McFly?
But the director thought he was too shaky early in filming.
Why haven't scientists cured Parkinson's disease yet?
Their research is still a little shaky.
Why were the cop's hands to shaky to place a parking fine on a vehicle? [OC]
He had to work on his fine-motor skills.
Who's car was it?
His parkin' son.
Why do women prefer elderly gynecologists?
They really enjoy the shaky hands.
Why shouldn't your solicit a p**... with Parkinson's?
It makes for a shaky proposition.
Why did Nike release a vine of the "Back to the Future" Power Lace shoes??
Because the pictures were way to shaky......
